Weird Magic

Bomb: This is mostly a Kuwabara centric story. Who woulda thought? That's because even if he is an idiot he's still a cool idiot and one of my favorite characters and I don't think we have enough Kuwabara centric fics in the world! MORE KUWABARA! AND NEVILLE! I don't think there are enough Neville stories in the world either.

P.S. - You may have noticed this story on anothet name. I'm moving it. Like I said with my other stories... It's easier to keep track of this way.

Disclaimer: I no own Yu Yu Hakusho and I no own Harry Potter.

BANG!

Something smashed against Kuwabara's window. Not that he heard it. I mean come on folks! It's the middle of the night, everyone is asleep, and an owl just smashed into some bodies' window. Who do you think is going hear it?

Shizuru! That's who.

Shizuru had never been a very heavy sleeper. So when the owl first thumped into Kazuma's window she was the only one to hear it.

"What the hell?" she muttered to herself and slipped out of her bed. Putting on her slippers she padded down to Kazuma's room and opened it up. Shizuru looked towards the window as another THUMP came from it.

"An Owl?" Shizuru gazed at the bird. The nocturnal animal gazed back and gave a single hoot. It lifted up its leg to symbolize that it was carrying a letter.

"Oh. I know you now. Damn Hogwarts owls." Shizuru said and went over to Kuwabara. "Hey bro - baby brooo - wake up idiot!" she gave her orange haired brother a slap on the stomach for emphasis. Kuwabara woke up with aflash.

"Huh? Hey! What was that for sis?" He glared at her (or glared as much as an idiot can). She pointed to his window calmly.

"Let in the damn bird already so I can get back to sleep Kazuma." He blinked and looked at the window with surprise. TA-DA! There pecking at his window was a large feather ball you ningens call owls.

"Woa..." he said. Kuwabara reached over and opened the window. He knew that owls were nocturnal but he didn't know that they ran into people's windows while they were sleeping. He picked the bird up and held it in his overly large hand. It hooted and stuck out its leg that held the letter. Kuwabara, being the not so open minded ninjen that he is, didn't think that it was a good idea to take letters from strange owls. But then his handy dandy sixth sense kicked in and 'told' him to take the letter.

Carefully (a/n: is that even possible for him?), he ripped open the letter with his teeth (Shizuru smacker her forehead). Her brother was a moron. Muttering to himself Kuwabara read the letter.

Dr Mr. Kuwabara,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We know that you are older than what we usually accept, and that until thefuture (if you decide to come to Hogwarts); you have had little or no magical training. The reason for your sudden invitation is that you are needed to help protect Hogwarts School and it's students from the rising threat of Voldemort. Please send us your reply by owl.

Signed,

Prof. Albus Dumbledore

P.S.: You might want to talk to Koenma if you don't understand. - Albus

P.P.S: Do give him my regards and ask how his father is doing. - Albus

Kuwabara pondered the letter for the next few milliseconds. Then, quite abruptly, his eyes shut and his head fell back on its pillow. With in a few seconds flat he was fast asleep completely ignoring the fact that he was just invited to the worlds most prestigious magical school in the world - that the owl was still clutched in his hand squirming for dear life - and that Koenma had a mission for him on his own. Ekichi (a/n: spelling anyone?) curled up next to her master and fell asleep in ignorant kitty bliss.

Shizuru did an anime fall with a large sweat drop.

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