Chapter Seven

By: Bomb-O-Maniac

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho

Last time:

"Well, now that was just so much fun." Olivander said to himself as he looked over the destruction and carnage that he now called his shop. "But I can't help but feel like I'm missing something totally important… Hmm… I wonder what it could be…"

Olivander sat in the middle of the rubble and began to think.

"Think, think, think…"

Then it hit him, literally, a bag of bricks fell out of the sky and WALLOPED the son of a bitch in the head.

"UREKA! DUMBLEDORE YOU JACK ASS! COME BACK HERE!" Olivander shouted.

"YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR THOSE WANDS!"

Poor Mr. Olivander had been jipped.

Tantei (Yusuke Jr. as we all know him) sat snuggled in his mommy's (Hiei) hair, watching all that unfolded before him.

Not long ago, Dumbledore had spotted Hagrid and Botan enjoying some nice ice cream at the parlor. They had all stood there staring at the couple for a good five minutes before the giggling duo had looked up and (with a rather large yelp) leapt up (Hagrid unintentionally crushing the seat he was on) and dashed off to meet the three.

Before they had gotten ice cream, the two had gone off and retrieved the two spirit detectives new school robes from the child molester a.k.a. Madam Malkin.

And so, NOW the only thing left for them to do is get their school trunks from some place that sells them! Much to Hiei's displeasure though. He did NOT want to step foot in another 'baka ninjen wizard' store (as he so eloquently put it). He has such a way with words, don't you agree?

But, to make a long story short and because I want to hurry up and get these two to Hogwarts before I get flamed… I'm going to skip that part and just get on with it…

Botan fumed.

She couldn't for the life of her (even though she didn't have one) remember where the hell that damned platform nine and three quarters was! ARGH!

"ARGH!" she fell to her feat and screamed after the fashion of one who had just learned their girlfriend was really a guy.

Kuwabara, Yuki perched on one shoulder and Eikichi on the other, inched away from the screaming ferry girl rather quickly. He looked around frantically. What the hell kind of number was nine and three quarters anyways. Che, stupid wizards.

Hiei glared.

And glared.

And glared.

And glared.

And glared.

And glared.

And glared.

And glared.

(Heheheheee…. Oh no! I found the copy and paste keys…. Mwahahahahaha….)

And (you guessed it) continued to glare at nothing in particular. Stupid muggles/humans, oafish baka's, annoying ferry girls, and random LARGE families of red heads definitely included.

Idly, the fire apparition noted that Kurama's hair put all of them to the deepest levels of shame - they should all be wearing paper bags over their heads. Tantei mewed his - her - its - I forgot the gender- agreement. He raised an eyebrow as he caught the last part of the large red headed woman's ranting.

"…packed with muggles - same as always. Oh my, that poor woman, blue hair - I would be screaming also. Horrible fashion statement…"

Hiei shook his head and Tantei chattered away, earning a few more odd looks to the many that were already directed his way. Staring, I mean glaring, around he spotted the large red headed family again over by a large brick pillar.

They had an owl.

And trunks.

He noted, annoyed, that the tall one with numerously numerous freckles across his nose had a trunk similar to his own. Hiei slipped closer to the family and spied on them. Yes, spied. The almighty Hiei does not eavesdrop.

"…Ginny dear, you first."

((Murray: Isn't Hagrid supposed to be helping them?))

"Yes mum."

((Furry: No, he was just randomly put there…))

"Al right, now Ron."

((Murray: Then where the hell is Dumbledore?))

"I'm not eleven Mum..."

((Bomb: McGonagall got impatient -wink wink-))

"I'm sorry dear, now you boys…"

((Furry: SO didn't need to know that…))

"They've already gone, Molly."

"Oh, I guess you're right, Tonks. Off we go now."

The large plump red headed woman and a thinner girl with bright disgustingly pink hair walked through the Hogwarts gate a.k.a. platform nine and three quarters.

At the same time a large gnarled hand landed on Hiei's shoulder. He stiffened and then glared at the offending appendage and then up at the hideously scared face of Alastor Moody. How did he know it was Alastor Moody? DUH! He doesn't have that cute third eye fore nothing you know.

Sheesh. ANYWAYS!

Hiei's glare was met with one of equal intensity. Resisting the urge to just pull out his katana and slice the arm off, the fire demon settled for prying the mangled hand off his shoulder with his own (not so mangled but still bandaged for a very good reason) hand. Releasing it, he took a step back and continued to glare. Moody glared back.

"Who the bloody hell are you?" Moody demanded. Hiei nearly smirked as he felt a mental probe against his mind.

"Wouldn't you like to know." He shot back. Playing the part of a sixteen year old delinquent male with ease. Hmm, he must get it from Yusuke, yes? Certainly not Kurama, THAT much is for sure…

He smirked and began to walk away.

"Hold it kid, I'm not through with you!" the gruff voice snapped. Hiei didn't even spare poor Mad Eye a glance. He flitted out of the old guys vision.

Mad Eye growled in irritation and did one last sweep of the perimeter with his magical eye before also going through the wall.

Tantei chattered happily.

Hiei was in a relatively good mood when he returned to the spot where he had left Botan and Kuwabara. By now, Botan had resorted to asking random muggles where the hell platform nine and three quarters was - and getting many odd looks and scornful answers. If anything, her hopeless plight put Hiei in a better mood. And we all know that Hiei in a good mood means someone's in a really fowl one - namely Botan, Yusuke, or Kuwabara. In this case, Botan and a hopelessly lost Kuwabara. Literally. Gone, poof, not there anymore, lost in translation, blown away with the wind (though I hardly doubt that).

Anyways, not that Hiei cared.

Right?

DAMN THOSE ENGLISH BASTARDS AND THEIR CONFUSING WAYS!

((Bomb: Sounds like Ohio… THE most CONFUSING place on the whole damn PLANET! In the ENTIRE frocking WORLD! GALAXY! UNIVERSE! ARGH!))

He sighed. If figures. He could make his way around Japan like the back of his hand, but not here. Everything was just so, so, so, backwards! And who the heck names a train platform 'nine and three quarters'. HONESTLY!

Heeeey, look at all the red head-

'WOA! THEY JUST WALKED THROUGH A WALL! OMG!' Kuwabara screamed inside his head.

…

'OMG! THAT OTHER KID JUST WALKED THROUGH THAT WALL!'

A few minutes later.

'OMG! SO DID THE REST OF THEM!'

A few seconds later while this registers in his brain that THIS WAS PLATFORM NINE AND THREE QUARTERS!

'AHHH! I GOTTA FIND BOTAN!'

Eikichi - "MEOOOOOOOOOOWWW!"

Translation: 'QUIT SQUEEZING ME SO HARD YOU BIG OAF! I CAN'T BREATH DAMN IT!'

Authors Notes: HI! I think I might have promised some thing along the lines of them getting to Hogwarts in this chapter… I lied… hahahaaa! XD There isn't as much senseless destruction as before.. But I'm kinda sleepy at the moment… -face splitting yawn- So sue me!

Right, I want someone to whine, complain, and bitch at me for not updating sooner. AND IT BETTER BE A GOOD BITCHING OUT TO GOD DAMN IT! I HAVEN'T HAD A GOOD BITCHING AT IN A WHILE! I NEED THE MOTIVATION OR I'LL NEVER UPDATE AT A GOOD PACE ANYMORE! ARRRRGH!

Magus Black: You suggested that Hiei/you-know-what-type-of-girl-I'm-talking-about pairing… You better not regret it god dangit -wink wink- XDDD MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Later gaters,

Bomb-O-Maniac