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A 19 year old in 2005 wishes to know about her past but she has no clue. Just a necklace with Konoha Leaf engraved in it. Will she find out? KakaOC Please RR!Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 02-21-05 - Published: 01-06-05 - id: 2207619
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Disclaimer: No, I wouldn't be writing this if I owned Naruto!
A/N: Sorry about this late update…school is killing me and lack of sleep is catching up on me…
Summary: A 19 year old in the year 2005 wishes to know about her past but she has no clues. Just a necklace with Konoha Leaf engraved in it. Will she find out? KakaOC Please RR!
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Chapter 3 – Chaos Part 1
I panted and coughed as I climbed the steps which led to this some guy called "Hokage." Yes, I was incredibly tired, for that wretched masked guy ran so fast! I had no idea that a normal human being can even run that fast! How can someone with those weird looking blue scandals run so fast…especially when jumping from branch to branch in mid air!
I sat down on the steps, my legs rested two steps below from where I sat and placed my elbows on top of my knees. I stared at the ground, trying to catch my breath. This was the first time…yes the first time; I have ever been this tired. I felt my heart thumping on my chest rather quickly and heat rising in my body.
"Tired already? Man, you have low stamina…" a voice behind me chuckled.
Yes, I knew who this was and I couldn't have mistaken it for anyone else. It was that stupid masked male who, let me remind you once again, dragged me across a forest, unaware of the fact that I was literally crying out loud to let go of me!
"I…really…don't," here I inhaled and exhaled oxygen, "care about your opinion... Will you j-just…leave me here…to rest?" I coughed a bit and sighed. He wore my body out so quickly in a few minutes, which felt like an entire hour to me.
"Well, I don't mind waiting…" at this exact moment, he whipped out an orange book covered with mud, which I remembered quickly, for he pushed me away to save that crappy paper thing.
"Ahhh, Kakashi-sensei! What are we going to do?" the blonde boy whined, which I clearly remembered his name was Uzumaki Naruto.
"Kakashi-sensei, Naruto has a point! The stairs up to the Hokage's office is just a few steps away! Why are we stopping?" the pinkish one inquired and I instantly knew this one's name, for it matched my favorite type of tree, Sakura.
The other one named Uchiha Sasuke, I believe (I wasn't really paying attention with their names very much), stood still like a statue and looked at me with those grave emotionless eyes.
"All right, all right…" the masked one mumbled, whose name made me laugh because it meant scarecrow, and bent down to me. "Sorry about this, but they just won't stop whining if I don't do this," he whispered in my ear, which made me furrow my eyebrow in confusion.
All of a sudden, he picked me up, piggy back style, and walked up the stairs. Despite all the rants, insults, hits, and whines, he wouldn't let me down. I threw my arms in the air, swinging them around, and moved my legs forward and backwards. I stopped after he scolded me and told me that he would drop me. Of course I shut up; I don't want to get injured by rolling down those cold STONY steps
At the top of the stairs, I looked down at the lively village. 'Wow…' I thought; this village is way better compared to cities, for they don't have nature's trees or anything of that sort.
We walked into the building and stepped onto the garnet carpet. At this time, my breathing rate went back to normal and I asked the white haired man kindly,
"May you please release me now? I'm fine now and thanks for the piggy back ride…"
I blushed for a few seconds because I have never been given a piggy back ride from the opposite sex, except from my father. Then a thought occurred in my mind: how old was this Kakashi guy and the rest?
"Ano ne…how old are you guys? I just happened to be wondering about that and if you don't mind telling me…"
"I'm 12! Over here! I'm 12!" Naruto jumped hyperactively and threw his arms around crazily.
"Annoying…we're all 12…" Sasuke scoffed and looked away from me.
"And you...ojiisan, how old are you?" I asked nervously, but I wasn't really expecting an answer. I mean, if you're old, I don't think you would like to tell people your age, right?
I noticed that his visible eyebrow twitched and he said in an irritated tone, "I'm not that old…I'm 26 years old…"
"EHHH? Liar! I mean look at your silver hair! Did someone stress you out so much that you got white hair? Did you dye it or something! I thought you hid your face because you had wrinkles or something! Whoooaaa, was I wrong!"
"Please…don't say anymore," his eyebrow twitched again and his fist clenched, "we're going to see the Hokage now…"
He walked ahead in a rapid pace and spoke to a middle aged lady. 'Oh jeez, what have I done this time? Baka Akari! Baka, baka, baka! Sometimes you should shut that big obnoxious mouth of yours! Baka, baka, baka!'
"Umm…Kinomoto-san, why are you hitting yourself?" Sakura asked timidly, a scared look in her eyes.
'Oh jeez, why did I make myself look insane? Baka, baka, baka! Yes, I'm so stupid and loud…'
"Nothing," I replied, "I just umm…getting rid of an itch!" I heard Naruto giggle at this statement and I knew this was such a stupid answer!
"Kakashi-sensei is signaling us to follow him to the Hokage's room…" Sasuke quietly stated while he walked away from us.
'Jeez, what's his problem?'
Two ninjas presented us to the Hokage and left us. That was when I became a nervous wreck. What was going to happen to me? What if this high ranked person didn't like me? Oh, what should I do if I get kicked out of this village!
"Hokage-sama," Kakashi bowed before him before he continued, "I have brought to you a strange girl who claimed that she was transported from a weird world…"
"HEY! I have a name you know! You stupid old man!" I glared at him and I did detect a little muffled laugh from the Hokage.
"Old man…I'm not old, Kinomoto-san!" There we go…his eyebrow twitched again!
"Please don't fight Kakashi-san. It's not polite to argue with ladies and guests. Please state your name ma'am," the old man told me.
"I uh…I…" I stuttered and stared at those brown spots on his face. 'No Akari! Answer him! Don't look at that brown stuff! AKARI! ANSWER THE QUESTION! Don't say anything about that brown stuff!'
"I…uh…I can't help it! What are those brown spots on your face! They look like moles!"
'Oh shit…what the hell did I just do? I'm totally gonna get my ass kicked and maybe starved in prison! Is he like those Chinese emperors? Oh my god, I hope not! He'll probably execute me! Head chopping? Oh no!' I began to sweat a lot and twiddled my two index fingers against each other.
"W-what?" the Hokage stared blankly at me. Man, was he surprised at my out burst!
"You idiot!" Sasuke shouted and smacked the back of my head. I looked up and saw Sakura's and Kakashi's wide opened eyes. Behind them, I could see Naruto laughing.
"I-I'm sorry! I-I just have a tendency of saying things that are on my mind! My body does the opposite of what I think! I'm sorry! Oh please don't execute me! Don't cut my head off! Oh my god, spare me! I'm still young! I'm barely 19! Oh, please pity me!" I fell to my knees and cried.
"O-oy, I didn't say that I would exe-" I didn't let the Hokage finish though because I obviously was trying to save my own life!
"OH, spare me! I'll cook and clean this palace! I'll kiss your feet! WAIT! I won't kiss it! Eww! I'll give you a massage instead! OH JUST SPA-"
"Silence!" the Hokage scolded loudly and his voice echoed throughout the room. "I'm not going to execute you; I'm not that kind of person. I think it's wonderful that you are honest about things. Just tell me your name."
"Really! You won't execute me! Thank god!" I sighed in relief and wiped my tears away. "My name is Kinomoto Akari, though I'm pretty sure that my last name isn't real. I think I'm adopted or something. I had amnesia or some sort. I don't really remember that much about those things. I just happened to arrive here through some wrap and-"
"Chill, he just asked you for your name! Not for your life story!" Kakashi covered my mouth.
I removed the hand from my mouth and looked at the Hokage. His face seemed dazed for a reason and I couldn't make out what he was thinking. Hmm…was he thinking that I'm one hot babe? Eww! That would be nasty!
"Hey old man! You alright?" I asked him politely, or what I thought was nice.
"Don't call him that!" Sakura scolded me, "he's the Hokage! Show him some respect!"
"Jeez, calm down." I crossed my arms.
"Anyways," the Hokage finally talked, "I ordered other teams to assemble here. Please wait patiently for them to arrive. They should arrive pretty soon."
We nodded and then suddenly the door slammed open!
"KAKASHI! Today was our match! You skipped it today! If you win, I'll do 500 push ups!" A guy with thick eyebrows entered.
"Oh, Gai…I forgot about that…" Kakashi answered in a calm tone.
"W-what the hell? Can anyone really have those eyebrows! Haha, so bushy! Man, that is so weird! Can I touch them? Can I, can I?" I hopped up and down before him.
"What the…?" I heard Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto say.
"Gai-sensei!" Another thick eyebrow boy entered!
"Oh my god! Did you clone yourself! Haha, this reminds me of Dr. Evil and Mini me! Haha! That's nice, but poor boy! Don't you feel ashamed of those eyebrows?" I looked down at the mini version of the first man.
"What! Are you insulting these eyebrows! These are very precious to me!"
"Lee! Hold back your emotions!"
"Lee!" then they started hugging each other.
"Are you guys gay?" I asked, backing away from them.
"I like her more than ever!" Naruto laughed loudly. "How about you guys? She's cool!"
"Go to hell Naruto…" Sasuke and Sakura glared at him.
Then another female entered the room…I think it's a female. A female with long hair and white eyes, which made me love her appearance.
"What's going on?" she…or he said.
"Are you a girl? I love your hair! And your eyes! Do you use contacts? Your hair is so smooth! What type of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Can I braid your hair?" I touched her hair playfully and made braids.
"What the hell are you doing? I'm not a girl! I'm a guy and stop playing with my hair!"
"…What?" I went in front of the boy and touched his chest. "Hmm…you're right, she's flat chested!"
"Baka!" Sakura hit my head. "Oww…"
Then a Chun Lee look alike entered the room with her pink Asian looking shirt.
I stayed quiet and examined her up and down. Hmm…she looks normal.
"Well…aren't you going to say something to her?" the white eyed boy asked me curiously.
"No…why should I? She looks perfectly normal!" I smiled and patted her head like a puppy.
"Kinomoto-san, please meet Gai-sensei and his team. Gai was the first person to enter this room and he is the teacher of those three students. That's Lee, who looks like him a lot, just like you said. Next is Neji, who is definitely not a female, but a male. Lastly, this is Tenten. These three make up Gai's team. You four, please meet Kinomoto Akari."
"Hehe…Nice to meet you!" I bowed before them.
"I hate you…" Neji stated quickly and glared at me evilly.
"Calm down everyone. We still have 9 people more to come. Please wait patiently for them to arrive." the Hokage signaled us to hush.
"9? That much…? Why am I meeting them?" I asked curiously and sighed.
"I have a plan and it involves 17 of you guys that have been summoned here. I want to introduce you to them before I start my plan."
What was his plan really? I can't wait to meet the other 9 people! I really think I'm good at meeting people!