Kaiba screamed like a sissy. "Holy shooters! Yugi just died!"

Joey said scornfully, "No duh, Sherlock!"

"Oh, goody. I never liked him anyhoo," Tea stated.

Tristan nodded in agreement. "Neither did I."

Kaiba sniffed. "WELL, I LOVED HIM!"

Mokuba said, "Good Ra, Seto."

(A/N: Okay, I know my most famous pairings are KaibaxBrock and KaibaxJoey, BUT! This ficcy is KaibaxYugi)

Joey rolled his eyes. "So I hear."

Kaiba sniffed once again. "We must give him a proper burial."

The leading penguin stepped forward. "Oh, no, you won't!" he said in his squeaky little voice. "You know why?"

Kaiba shook his head slowly. "Noooo…"

"'Cause I'm going to kill ya!"

Kaiba screamed as the penguin lunged at his head and shoved it against the rocky wall until he died. Blood ran down his face.

Mokuba giggled. "YAY! SETO'S DEAD!"

Joey gasped pervertedly.

Tristan did the same. "Seriously? You hated him?"

"Hell, yeah!"

Mokuba: Thank you for killing Seto.

Author: ::grins happily:: You're quite welcome.