Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any characters of the show, or do I own the plot of the Bachelor…don’t I sound sophist-a-macated?!!! I R SMART!!

BlackBelt: Ok—sometimes people can’t seem to understand, I HATE THE PAIRINGS NEJI/TENTEN AND NARUTO/HINATA—end of story, they will not be together, I will only have Naruto and Hinata together in a story for humor, simple as that—especially when Hinata becomes crazed…this is explained in chapter four of Double Dare…but no, neither of these couples will happen.

And now we have to see what will happen that Neji has shown up…I don’t know what will happen! I wing it as I write it…Oo

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Note: I FUCKING HATE KARIN!!! I CAN’T TELL THIS ENOUGH!!

Chapter Ten: The Prince, the Bad Boy, and Sakura

“Neji?” Sakura repeated as she watched the very handsome man jump off the boat and onto the dock. Basically every girl began drooling at the sight of the male. “Wow—Hinata-Chan he is very handsome!”

Her friend beamed with pride, “Yeah—he does have some looks on him…I think he is better looking than the bastar—I mean Uchiha-San…” She fiddled with her fingers, looking shy and withdrawn, hiding the evil and twisted smirk spreading on her face. “I-I hope he wasn’t worried about me…I told him t-that I fainted…”

“Aww…you mean he’s here to check up on you?” TenTen asked, looking over at the male. “He’s so hot!”

It was true, his looks definitely rivaled the Uchiha—long dark brown, almost black, locks which framed his perfectly shaped face, the same beautiful lavender-white eye, and lean-muscular body that was actually an inch or two taller than Sasuke. He was any girl’s dream of what a prince should look like.

A prince meeting a bad boy…what could possibly go wrong?

“Neji-Nii-San!” Hinata cried out, hurrying up to her elder cousin. “You didn’t have to come…”

“You fainted.” He pointed out, crossing his arms over his chest. “Of course I had to come—you have such a weak constitution…” Neji looked her over with a frown. “I still think you shouldn’t have joined this thing.” The man shrugged to the scene around them. He then sighed at the appearance of the cameras, ‘Annoying.’ Giving them a solid glare the Hyuuga-male looked back at his shy cousin who was shuffling her feet bashfully. “Are you alright, Hinata-San?”

She nodded her red face. “Y-yes, Neji-Nii-San…” It was time to put her plan into action. “Ooh…I fe-el f-faint…” And with that fell to the ground.

“Hinata-San!”

“Hinata-CHAN!!” Sakura cried out as she ran towards the girl and the male. Her friend was in the man’s arms, he was checking her over for any sings of injury or heat-stroke. Falling to her knees she looked up and the met the male in the eyes. “Will she be ok?”

Neji’s eyes flew open as he lost his hold on his cousin, whose head limply fell on the sand.

‘Ok…that would’ve hurt had I not been on the sand…’ The Hyuuga heiress thought with annoyance.

Sakura flushed slightly at his stare; before she shyly looked down to help pick up the girl only for their hands to brush. “Sorry!” She squeaked but continued to help pick up the girl.

“It’s alright…It’s my fault for dropping her…” He then smirked, “I was just unprepared for seeing a beauty such as yourself here.”

Sakura’s face went even brighter at his compliment; she then refused to meet his eyes as she checked over the girl. “Thanks.”

Behind Neji, it was taking Asuma, Gai, Lee, and Kurenai to hold back the raging Sasuke who appeared to be spitting fire in absolute rage, ‘GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!!’ He was snarling as Lee wrapped his arms around his chest and pulled him back, trying his best to prevent the younger Uchiha to release his utter wrath on the unsuspecting Neji.

Looking over his shoulder, Neji was quite surprised at the sight—Uchiha Sasuke was jealous.

Snapping his head back to the girl who was oblivious to the whole situation…well it didn’t take a genius like him more then a second to figure out what was up. The duck-bastard liked the girl, or at the very least was dying to get into her pants. A smirk slowly made its way on his handsome face. Things have just became a lot more interesting in Hyuuga Neji’s world.

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Sasuke had watched the man, whom he had held a large distaste for since first meeting jump onto the deck and hurrying to his cousin’s side. They had talked for a moment and the handsome male realized that he was there to check up on the girl who had fainted early on. He was about to get back to being interviewed, planning on ignoring the male when he heard him cry, “Hinata-San!”

And that cry was followed by a very familiar screech, “Hinata-CHAN!”

Turning around he found the Hyuuga heiress unconscious on the ground in her cousin’s arms as Sakura ran to the girl, helping. But to his surprise when Neji looked up he dropped the purple-hair girl. And that’s when the cheesy romance music cued in his head—Sakura and Neji were staying at each other. As in staring at each other.

She had looked down first, reaching to pick the girl up only for her hand to brush against his larger one—and the music just went even softer and much more romantic. A vein began to throb largely and angrily in his head; they were flirting with one another.

He took no notice of the camera-people slowly putting their items down, keeping their eyes trained on him before tip-toeing over next to him—they knew what was coming.

And that’s when he heard it; “It’s alright…It’s my fault for dropping her…I was just unprepared for seeing a beauty such as yourself here.”

That’s when he snapped and almost jumped on the male, ready to beat him for even thinking about touching his woman. Unfortunately his plotting was cut off when the workers grabbed him and pulled him back, preventing Sasuke from doing much of anything except give the four one hell of a work-out—he was insanely strong and held amazing stamina, they would not be able to hold him back for long.

‘GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!!’ He wanted to roar, as he struggled against all their holds. Neji was officially a dead man.

“I don’t believe I’ve caught your name…” Neji began, his voice like a purr, a voice Sasuke used when talking to a woman he desired.

‘He’s flirting with her!! He’s flirting with what’s MINE!!’

“Oh!” And Sakura—his beautiful, innocent, insane little flower—was actually blushing! She liked the attention she was receiving from the gay-bastard! He would give her a much better time then some pussy with long hair and who looked more like a girl. “I’m Haruno Sakura; you’re Hinata-Chan’s cousin?”

Neji came off bashful; he was a wickedly good actor…much like his supposedly unconscious and now forgotten cousin. “I’m Hyuuga Neji—it is a pleasure to meet you, Sakura-San.”

“Just Sakura or Sakura-Chan will do!”

‘You’re dead, Hyuuga.’ He hissed in his mind, willing for the man to just explode under his hateful thoughts and feelings. ‘I will kill you if you get any closer to her…’

Neji move in closer.

‘YOU’RE DEAD!!’

“YOSH!! Youth—will—prevail—UMPH!” Gai chocked as he was slammed in the stomach by Sauske’s elbow. He fell to the ground hunched over.

“Gai-Sensei! NOOOOO!!!” Lee bawled out dramatically as he watched the fall of his beloved teacher and idol. Falling to his knees he continued his crying, much to annoyance of the camera-crew who still needed his assistance to keep the homicidal Uchiha from killing the famous Hyuuga Neji.

Blinking, Sakura finally looked past the white-eyes of Neji and saw the odd spectacle happening. “Uh…Sasuke—why are the camera-people holding onto you like that?...and what happened to those two?” She blinked again when Lee let out another wail at Gai’s over-dramatic and clearly fake ‘death-fall’.

Seeing the all the workers distracted, very brief as it was, Sasuke jumped out of their hold and hurried over to Sakura’s side bringing her to her feet—ignoring the screeches from the other participants.

He gave Neji a deadly glare; “You’re here to check up on your cousin, not flirt with Sakura—either do what you came here for or leave.”

Picking himself up, the long-haired prince smirked; “And what is wrong with flirting with Sakura? I do not believe she is yours.”

“That’s what you think.” Sasuke hissed.

“What the hell is going on between you two—get off!” Sakura struggled out of his grasp and glared at the two males. “Ugh—you two…UGH!!” She screeched before she stomped off.

Still on the ground, Hinata internally groaned, ‘Smooth Neji—now how are we going to get her to be a Hyuuga if you continue acting like a possessive PIG!?!’ She paused for a moment. ‘And will someone worry and pay attention to me?! I just fainted you morons!!’

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TenTen didn’t know who she should go after—the pissed of Sakura, the unconscious and forgotten Hinata, or the distraught Lee. Scratching the side of her face she looked between the three wondering what just went wrong with the nice trip to the beach.

‘Oh yeah…they all came—this wouldn’t have been a bad if these freaks hadn’t been here.’ The brunette sighed. ‘Why am I the only normal person here?’

The young woman just leaned back, deciding for the sake of her sanity to just leave them all alone. “I’m off to build a sand-castle.” She said aloud to no one, before she skipped towards an open-area of sand and began to play around. ‘Let’s make a big one!’

It was only a few more moments before a now happy Sakura skip over to her, ready to help.

‘Of course, show a bit of interest in something fun and here she comes.’ The girl with two-buns thought as she allowed Sakura to join her for some merriment. “How big should it be?”

“Um…pretty damn big.” She looked over her shoulder at where the two males were still having a hissy-fit and Hinata was still unconscious on the ground. “What should we do about Hinata-Chan? I want to help her—but I don’t want to go back between those two idiots.”

TenTen nodded in understanding, she didn’t want to leave the girl there any longer than needed but she had a feeling going towards those two wouldn’t be the best idea. ‘Just keep playing dead, Hinata-Chan—just stay down and don’t do anything to get those two even more pissed off.’

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Hinata was still on the ground, listening to the argument that was happening between the men above her. ‘Well this is just peachy—my plan sure didn’t work…now I’m stuck here.’ The sand was tickling her nose, she desperately wanted to sneeze.

‘No-no-no! These guys are very mad—interrupting them or anything like that pretty much means death for me.’ The former shy girl thought out.

“That girl belongs to me—she came to my competition willingly…”

“I heard she had to be bribed to come here…that’s not what I call willingly.” Neji retorted back, crossing his arms over his chest. “Besides I don’t see your name on her—she’s anyone’s game.”

‘Wow…this has to be the most immature and scariest tantrum I’ve come across…I think I prefer Ino over these two.’ Hinata thought as she listened to their spat they were sharing. ‘TenTen…Sakura…Why won’t you save meeee?!’

“You should just stick with Kin or Ino—they are more to your taste I believe.” Neji smirked. “Whoreish and scary. The female versions of you.”

Sasuke twitched, “You want me to kill you?!”

“On national television? Really now, and here I thought you had some capacity to think.” He picked off some imaginary lent from his suit, annoying the Uchiha all the more. “I guess I’m wrong—oh well.” He grinned divisibly. “This is one of the few times I’m rather happy that I am.”

Sasuke clenched his fist, “I’m thinking about taking my chances with killing you.”

‘Here we go…’ Hinata thought. ‘These two are so childish…why don’t you both just kill each other and spare the earth a headache?’ She mentally sighed, ‘Boys are so immature…’

She paused.

‘Boys and Sakura are so immature…’

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“Well!” Kiba huffed, completely annoyed. “Now we lost the picture!! What is up with this? And who the hell was that pretty-boy?”

Iruka and Shino frowned, “Another Hyuuga—Negin? Or something like that.”

“It’s Neji.” Shino corrected stiffly. He remembered Hyuuga Neji—despite the fact they had never talked, the cousin of his ex-girlfriend would forever haunt him. The man was serious news, especially when concerning his family. While he disagrees and holds a fair amount of hate towards most of them, he cares deeply for his younger cousin and family-values.

Should one go after his clan they should consider themselves dead.

The threat in Neji’s glare that he had given Shino was quite clear; hurt Hinata and die.

“He’s there to check up on Hinata—the girl with white eyes, she’s his younger cousin.”

Chouji was rapidly stuffing chips in his mouth, just imagining the drama unfolding. “Uchiha Sasuke is jealous, that’s why the cameras are down and we keep hearing screams…if anyone out here could actually threaten and take his place it would be Neji.”

It was so scary how he was the most perceptive of them, even better then Shikamaru.

“Oh-oh!” Kiba smirked. “The great bad-boy has fallen off his throne? Now I would lo-ove to see that!” He then paused. “Wait…that pretty-boy went over to where Hinata had fallen…” He took no notice of his best friend’s worried look. “Hinata is Sakura-Chan’s good friend…HE’S FLIRTING WITH OUR SAKURA-CHAN!!”

How he managed to actually get it right from jumping points was beyond anyone; probably just paranoia playing in with luck.

“SAKURAAAAAA!!!” Kiba screamed and he was once again out the door.

Shikamaru sighed, “I’ll get the rope.”

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Sakura paused and blinked before let out a sneeze.

In front of her TenTen wiped her face with a glare, “Haven’t you ever been told it’s polite to not SNEEZE AT ANOTHER PERSON’S FACE?!!!”

“Ah…hehehe…” She scratched the back of her head sheepishly. “Whoops…sorry. That just came out of no where. I wonder if someone is talking about me.”

TenTen gave her a deadpanned look, “Like those two?” She jabbed her thumb in the direction of the two males who were still having a bitch-fight. “Or them?” Her thumb then pointed to the group of contestants who were glaring at her jealously, obviously planning her demise. “Your friends? The whole WORLD?”

‘A few assassins if I’m lucky enough.’ She thought feeling a headache forming. TenTen had made a decision; she would never be having children—Sakura was enough to show what happened when unprotected sex occurred.

Now that she thought about it, she was going to be a nun.

No chance of her getting a hell-raiser then! HA!! She beat the system!!

“TenTen? TenTen?...TENTEN!!!” Sakura screamed, leading for the brunette to fall back in fear and surprise. “Now you’re awake!”

“What the HELL?!” TenTen screeched out, holding her heart.

“You blacked out there for a moment…just making sure you didn’t fall into a coma.” Sakura waved her hand. “You should be grateful.”

The brunette paused before growled dangerously. “Run.”

“Uh…” The pinkette blinked when she saw the murderous intent flowing out of the girl’s pores. “BYE!” And with that picked herself up and ran like the hounds of hell were on her heels.

TenTen playing the parts of the hounds.

“You’re DEAD Haruno!! DEAD!!!”

“BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!” The Haruno woman screamed back, pumping her legs and arms as fast as possible.

Still on the ground Hinata twitched hearing what was coming her way, ‘And here comes the clowns…’ Her body was picked up from the wind-force the two running and thrown a good distance away. ‘Ok—this is getting ridiculous. Someone pay attention to me, damn it!!’

The two males were thrown into the sea.

They sputtered a bit before coming up for air, a fish was in Neji’s mouth and another two tangled in his hair and a starfish was in Sasuke’s pants and an octopus suctioned to his face.

“I think the woman we want is about to be killed…” Neji stated as he spat out the fish, gagging a bit at the taste. A bit too raw for him.

“Hmfh, umphf…” Sasuke said as he tried to get the octopus off of his face…the thing actually seemed to be kissing him; he didn’t even want to think what the starfish was doing.

‘Figures…I can attract any living thing with my good looks except the one thing I WANT!!’ He pulled the creature off and tossed her; he hoped it was a her, back into the ocean before doing the same with the starfish—very uncomfortable experience there.

They both swam to shore; Neji running a hand threw his hair and Sauske slowly taking his shirt off. Neji followed in suit—wet shirts were completely uncomfortable. However…

There were many thumps and they looked up and smirked seeing that every female—minus the one who was running for her life, despite the fact that TenTen had long forgotten her—were on the ground surrounded by a pool of blood.

Their smirks only grew when even Sakura stopped her running and looked at them in awe.

The two knew they had fantastic bodies and they were god’s gift to women…and of course extremely modest.

Group eye-roll on the count of three…

Asuma was boiling mad—even Kurenai was unconscious! ‘They’re dead…’ He thought, glaring dangerously and enviously at the two males.

Sakura blinked at the sight of their naked upper torsos; her housemates didn’t have bodies like that! She walked over to them, almost tripping over the unconscious bodies. “Er…” She began as she made her way to their side, looking at the carnage. “Is that ok? The blood probably isn’t the best for the wildlife here and…is she beginning to foam at the mouth?”

Sure enough Kin was beginning to foam—it was obvious the beautiful site was too much for her.

“You’re not worried about them? And do you work out? Cause I mean damn! None of my housemates have bodies like that!!”

Their smugness only seemed to grow at her confession, however frowned at the mention of housemates. “Your housemates?” Neji inquired.

“Oh yeah—Chouji, Kiba, Iruka, Shikamaru, Shino…” She listed as she began to tally off her fingers. “They all live with me and are my best friends and uh…” She blinked when they pulled out cell-phones.

“I want the information about the following people sent to me on the yacht in fifteen minutes!” Neji snapped.

“I want the following people DEAD!!” Sasuke hissed.

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Shikamaru and the rest of the gang felt a chill sweep threw them, ‘Have we just been placed on a hit list?’

Kiba whimpered underneath Chouji, his body cocooned in ropes and binds. He could practically feel his bones and organs being crushed.

Akamaru wisely did not interfere, much to the fury of his best friend.

‘Traitor!!...Oh—there goes my spleen.’

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Tsunade rubbed her head as the phone rang again, tissues stuffed up her nostrils to prevent any more blood from seeping out—really those two males were too good looking for their own well-fare, it was only a matter of time before they were molested and raped…

Answering the phone she regretted it. It was the same person as before.

“Since the Hyuuga is there I will be arriving at the mansion in the morning.” And hung up.

Tsunade gaped, ‘Oh no…’ True this would be good for the show—but rather bad for everything else. Of all the people to be coming it just had to have been Sabuko Gaara.

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Author: HA!! I don’t think one person guessed who was on the phone correctly!! I had him picked for the beginning but you all forgot about little Sand-Panda!! How could you?! Anyway—this was just a filler, things will be set on track once again in the near future…ok? So just hold out!

P.S: While I still hate Sasuke I know he is good-looking, even I have to admit that…