Tenchi Sumo

Chap.2: How the Universe has turned.

Tenchi woke up in a room that didn't seem familiar. He looked around to see trophies and pictures of himself as a chubby little boy. It was only then that he noticed how fat he was. His belly stuck out so far that he could barley see his toes, his pecks looked more like breast, his arms and legs were thick with fat, his butt stuck out medicine balls, his face and neck were round and soft. He must have weighed 400lb. "Yes it worked!" He said.

"Tenchi, time for breakfast." It was his dad. "You need to finish before your sumo match today."

"I'll be right down." Tenchi said. He put on a vest with a Japanese symbol on it.

"Ayeka. Ayeka wakeup." When she did she saw a fat woman with green hair.

"Who are you?" Ayeka said.

"Ayeka it's me, Sasami." She said.

"What!" Ayeka was shocked. They both looked exactly like the drawings Tenchi did.

"Shhhhhhhhh! I don't think that we should draw a lot of attention right now. Everybody thinks this is normal, as far as father and others are concerned this is how we should be, on Jerai, fat and twins."

"We're twins now?"

"Yes, you're older by two minutes if you're interested."

"Did Tenchi do this?" Ayeka was not mad but was concerned for Tenchi.

Washu managed to get Ryoko, Mihoshi and Kiyone to her lab. The three of them were fat too. "I was afraid of this, I don't know whether it was intentional or not but when Tenchi altered the universe he erased the dimension tuner made it impossible for me to make a new one."

"Wait you mean I'm stuck like this? I look one those lazy cops that eats donuts all the time and that's a stereotype that I try to avoid being like." Kiyone said.

"But Kiyone, they're so good." Mihoshi said while holding a half empty box of donuts.

"What I want to know is where Tenchi is?" Ryoko said.

"He's at earth, he's the planets champion sumo wrestler. As far as my computer network tells me most people are fat and the main form of self defense sumo wrestling. Apparently I invented ways to keep people healthy even if they're extremely obese. Since Tenchi is descended from the Jerai royal family he is allowed to marry more than one wife and the four of us are registered to be in a sumo tournament to determine who his six brides will be. Ayeka and Sasami are in it to." Washu said.

"Each of us gets a chance to be one of Tenchi's brides, huh? Well I'll crush any one who try's to stop me from being his wife! We can't make things the way things were but I for one am going to make the most of it." Ryoko said. "When is this tournament?"

"Next week." Washu said.

Back at earth Tenchi was in the middle of his Sumo match. His opponent charged him but he lifted him up and threw him out of the ring.

"Way to go Tenchi!" His Dad said.

"What did you expect? We raised him to be a champion." Grandpa said. "And I know he can't wait to see who will win the tournament and be his brides."

"I thought I would already be married to the girls. I must have done something wrong with the tuner." Tenchi thought. "Well, I know I gave them professional sumo skills."

Back on Jerai Ayeka and Sasami were practicing for the tournament. "Come on Ayeka, you can do better than that." Sasami said as Ayeka tried to shove her away.

"I must be at my best. If I win my dream of being Tenchi's wife will come true." Ayeka thought.