Blame the muses. Blame Dwim for suggesting the phrase. Blame the original song for being so parodiable. A filk based on the original by Frankie Valli, for International Legolas Month

You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you I'm caught in lust's fearsome grip If I could only see you strip With naught but blond hair to the floor You're the One Elf I adore You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you

And when I let myself stare At your Valar-blessed derriere The sight of you leaves me red Thinking of you in my bed But if you feel like I feel Please let me know that it's real You're just too good to be true Can't take my eyes off of you

I love you, meleth and if it's quite all right I'll be your elleth to warm a lonely night I love you, meleth trust in me when I say

Oh, pretty Leggy don't bring me down, I pray Don't make me beggy.
Now that I found you, stay And let me love you, Leggy let me love you