|Roadtrip to Vegas
Author: Yomiko the hellbunny slayer PM
[A.I. Love You] Hitoshi Kobe MAGICALLY won the lottery, and instead of money, gets a trip to Vegas! But he, Thirty, and Twenty will get more than they bargained for when the plane lands...in ALASKA! Will they ever get to LV, and escape the OCs?Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 04-10-05 - Published: 02-01-05 - id: 2245087
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Chapter 4: The Delta has landed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed the doomed people aboard the Nazi-Party sponsored Delta Airlines. On the light panel above the seats, there were three lights. One was "no smoking", one was "fasten seatbelt", the last one was "HOLY SHIT! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!". The latter was blinking furiously.
And then the worst thing ever happened.
Fantazzma Peru woke up.
"BAJEZZUS! WHAT DA FREAK IZ GOIN' DOWN?" She said in her usual drunken manner.
"WE ARE, YOU RETARD!" Said Chibi Yomiko, holding on to a seat.
Meanwhile, Hitoshi was praying to Jesus, Allah, Buhhda, God, Zeus, The Pope, The Hindu Elephant, Spongebob, Pee Wee Herman, and Master Chief that a miracle would happen.
And it did.
Thirty magically remembered that she could communicate with other machines. So, after asking the plane very nicely, she was able to stop it's decent into doomening…or something…
And then, somehow, a fourth light appeared that blinked "WOOT! EVERYTHING'S OK!".
"Thirty, did you do that?" Hitoshi asked.
After Thirty politely nodded, Twenty remarked sarcastically "No, it was Bill Cosby in a sailor suit."
The Hellbunnys, after coming out of the cockpit (they had nothing better to do at the moment than to eat the flesh of the pilots…eww…), they prepared to launch their genocidal campaign against the innocent passengers. Then they noticed that Fantazzma Peru was amoung them.
"No…IT'S THE DEMON!" Said Kill3r.
"AWWW! IT'S THE CUTE LITTLE HECK-BUNNIES!" Fantazzma said sickeningly.
"ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!" Pikachu yelled frantically.
But it was too late. Faster than any NASA scientist could calculate, Peru somehow pulled a giant Petco cage (OF DOOM) from inside of her pocket, and captured every single Hellbunny.
"HAHA! I GOT YOU!" Peru said.
"NOOOO!" The Hellbunnys screamed pathetically from their very small cage.
"Great, now I can kill them…" CY began, but was interuppted by Fantazzma.
"NO WAY, HOE! THESE ARE MY PETS!" She yelled.
"Your pets?" CY replied disbelievingly.
"Yeah! They escaped awhile ago and I've been out lookin' for them! For no reason at all, I thought they might be in Japan. In some unexplainable way, I learned Japanese and am speaking it…as we speak!" She said.
"Fascinating…you were able to put together an intellegent sentence. But alas, I must-"
But before she could finish, Thirty informed them all that she found some place to land. Everyone sat down, and the plane made it's decent into God-Knows-Where. As soon as the plane came to a stop on solid land, Hitoshi, Thirty, Twenty, Fantazzma Peru with the Hellbunnys, and Chibi Yomiko were the first to get off.
"What…the hell?" Said Chibi Yomiko.
"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LAND US, THIRTY?" Twenty said.
They were in a icy barren landscape that was colder than my love for Pokemon. Then, a random Eskimo person approached them.
"Welcome, young travelers, to the Alaskan Yukon! It's a frozen wasteland that no sane person would ever live in…except me! But I don't count, because I'm insane…mwhahaha…LEPRECHANS!" Said the Eskimo. Then he died of frostbite.
"Uhh, what did he say?" Hitoshi asked.
"Erm…I think it was something about My Little Pony. I dunno…" Said Thirty.
"Well, if I'm not mistaken, he said we were in Alaska. And then, he said disturbing crap that I don't wish to repeat." She replied.
"This sux. I'm getting back on the plane." Said Peru.
But when they all turned around, the plane disappeared into the Time Space Continuem, leaving behind only one passenger. The n00b.
"OMG!1! IM ALIVE111 lol!" Said the n00b. Then he was killed by a polar bear. Thank Allah.
Not caring about the n00b's sudden death, they turned to a more important subject…
"WTF? HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HOME NOW?" Peru yelled.
"Wait…I HAVE A PLAN!" Hitoshi said.
"Really?" Chibi Yomiko asked.
"We're all going to hitchike to Las Vegas."
And so, the crazy journey truly begins!