BLOOPERS OF THE FIRST 2 CHAPTERS!

Chapter 1 Link: Hahahahahah Archy Hit a rock!

Archy: Well at least I have a head!

Link:... That made no scense...

Archy: Well i dont care, thats not nice!

10 seconds later...

Archy: Oh, Link, sexy momma at 3 o'clock!

Link: Where!

Wakren: Oh crap you beat me again!

Zelda (doing a jig): Ahhuhh oh yah, In your face Wakren! Oh, Cant touch this (slaps her butt)!

Me: CUT!

Me Need i remind you that this is a G rated story! Now i have to change it!

Everyone eles: Sorry...

Me: WELLL YOU SHOULD BE!

Chapter 2 Me Okay peopel lets try this again!

Zelda: Thanks for coming over tonight Link...

Link: Hey Aint no thing but a chiken with a string!

Zelda and everyone eles? HUH ?

Link: Exactly!

Zelda: Like I was saying, thanks...

Meanwile, Wakren and Archy set up a plan...

Wakren: 1...2...3!

They jump on Link and Zelda and Force them to kiss!

10 seconds later...

Zelda: Ohhhh Link...

Link: Zelda...

Me: OKAY THATS ENOUGH! CUTCUT CUT CUT! AND DID I MENTION... CUT!