This drabble was inspired by Marcus Rowland's Mistaken Identity VI. Story ID 2255275.

"This is the F/A-51 Angel aircraft, that you will be flying" said Captain Violet. "It is the most stealthy aircraft ever developed; it's engines allow it to super-cruise at Mach 3.5; it has thrust vectoring, for super-manoeuvrability and VTOL capability. It's armament includes a 20mm Vulcan IV cannon, multi-seeker air-to-air missiles, and a large variety of air-to-ground munitions. Any questions"

A blonde cadet in the back raised her hand. "Yes, Cadet Harmony."

"Do I have to wear that helmet'cause it's gonna totally ruin my hair, and does it have a vanity mirror"