Title: How Mewtwo Stole Valentine's Day
Author: Me.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: A gripping story about a social outcast driven to commit outrageous acts just for attention. And it rhymes too! Based on a true story, except for the parts I made up.

Every Pikachu down in Pikachu-ville liked Valentine's Day a lot.

But the Mewtwo, who lived just north of Pikachu-ville did not.

He hated that holiday, the Pikachus just couldn't shut their traps,

With their rubbdubbler and wiswhismurs and all that Dr. Suess crap.

Mewtwo hated them all, and he hated the season.

But the Pikachus couldn't quite think of the reason.

Some thought it was because he was cloned from a Mew.

He was jealous of the superior Pokemon, thought thePikachu.

Still other thought he was shot with an evilness dart.

While other speculated, he had a very small heart.

All the Pikachus knew were Mewtwo was something to fear.

So Mewtwo was on his mountain, and much did he hear.

He heard little girl Pikachus, exclaiming how wonderful their boyfriend are.

They got them wonderful gifts, chocolates, flowers, even a car!

So Mewtwo stayed on his mountain, and thought up a scheme

He'd sneak into all there houses while the Pikachu's dream.

He'd dress up as Cupid with an arrow and bow.

And steal all their thing, but he'd soon have to go.

The sun was setting as Mewtwo put on his disguise.

He went down to Pikachu-ville, hoping not to be seen by Pikachu eyes.

"All is going well" thought the mischeivious Mewtwo.

That is until he went to the house of another Pikachu.

He walked into a house and saw Mary Sue Pikachu, she was no more then 2.

"Pika? Pika cha? Pika chu, pika pika chu!" said Mary Sue Pikachu.

Mewtwo thought of a lie to get rid of the rat

He walked up to the Pikachu and hit her with a bat.

"No witnesses." said Mewtwo as he hurried away.

He hurried along to ruin more Pikachus' days.

He stole from every house, and when the sun rose, he had to stop.

He had gotten all the gifts, now to throw them off the mountain top.

He climbed to the top, and was ready to throw off the sack

But before he did, he heard a noise coming from the back

He heard all the Pikachu's sing, despite all they had lost.

Mary Sue Pikachu was dead, their gifts had a great cost.

And what happened then? Well, in Pikachu-ville they say

Mewtwo's heart grew three sizes that day.

Mewtwo went down the mountain andforgiviness forwhat he had done.

But as soon as he did, a Pikachu pulled out a gun.

Mewtwo ran for his life, dropping the sack as he fleed

But they shot Mewteo anyway, making him dead.

Mewtwo's death was had given them much laughter

And those sick twisted rats lived happily ever after.