Wake up Heero!
Ways to wake Heero up- As told
A/N: Supposed comedy.. I've never
been the one to express my dry humour. Oh yeah, and r/r.
Duo walks into the living room, toting a
life-size Heero Yuy plushie-doll. Quatre is seated at the far
left of the room, Wufei in the middle, Trowa on the right side.
Why this type arrangement? I dunno.
"Okay, kids, here's the deal," Duo
said. "Heero isn't a heavy sleeper, but a hard person to get
out of bed.", "And this is my list of ways!". Duo
said, motioning to the life-size Heero Yuy plushie-doll.
Duo then handed Quatre, Trowa and Wufei a piece
of paper and a erasable pen.
"What is this for, Maxwell?" Wufei
inquired. "Duh, Wu-man! Take notes!". "Fine. And
DON'T call me Wu-man." said our lovable chinese
boy. "Whatever you say, Wu-man!" Duo said, satisfied
that this early in the day, 12:31 P.M to be exact, he managed to
piss Wufei off.
"Anyway, #1 is if he's sleeping on his
stomache.", "What you do is, sit on his butt and rock.
He'll probably be tempted to jump you afterwards, but all of you
can run.. so.. do that!" Duo finished, smirking at the
blushes creeping up on everyone's faces.
"I'll pass on that method of awakening
Heero, Duo." Quatre said, blushing a FURIOUS red. [A/N:
MWAHA]. Trowa stayed silent but was writing like there was no
time left. And poor Wufei was already nearing a nosebleed.
After Duo finished demonstarting on the
life-size Heero Yuy plushie-doll, he went on to the next form of
waking up Heero.
"The second way to wake up our perfect
friend, Heero, is to sit on his stomache and cut off his
breathing! It's a hella funny sight to see!" said the
Trowa, Wufei and Quatre imagined what Heero
would look like sputtering and gasping for breath, something that
is rare, no wait, untouchably rare. After about a minute of
thinking, all 4 boys broke out in uncontrollable laughter.
And all the while, Heero was standing right
outside the door. He heard what Duo said, and their laughter, so
he calmly walked in and said..
"Omae o korosu, minna!"
"KYAA!!" Duo jumped 3 feet out of his
skin, then tried to hide the Heero Yuy plushie-doll.
"You know, if I'm correct in Japanese,
"minna" means everyone.." Wufei said, uncertainly.
"So pretty much.. that means.. RUN
DAMNIT!!!" Duo said, already half out the door. Everyone
took off, except for Heero.
"Case in point: The moral of this story
is, never try to wake me up." Heero said, a manaical grin on
THE END! HOORAY! R/R!