Disclaimer: I do not own DB/Z, and I do not intend on buying it from its rightful creator, the one and only, mighty, practically considered God in Manga, Akira Toriyama! I don't think the characters are ACTUALLY typing to you, but it SURE is FUN to dos!

Dear Vegita

You have more power then Santa Clause. And you save the day ALOT! You are my hero! I want a scooter, and a basball bat, and a 1 star dragonball, and the whole 1st season of ducktales. You rule awsomcore. Becuz you are full of great Saiyan pride.

PS: Can you blow up all the schools? I just HATE school!

Swazy

Note: This letter has been edited for language.

What kind of -bleepbleepingbleep- are you? Santa Clause? What's this all about? I save the day? I wasn't PLANNING on it, but it tends to happen that way. I wasn't TRYING to be anyone's hero, I just kicked butt. I'm NOT buying you anything! You're creepy! What's "Ducktales", anyway? Is it something that -bleep- Master Roshi watches? Yes, I know I am the best. You don't think I'm dumb, do you? Yes, I'll GLADLY blow up any pathetic human structures you want, especially that brain-washing building that Trunks goes to! They tried to tell him that 52 x X equalled squared! Hah hah hah! Dumb idiots!

Okay, I've kept my part of the deal, Woman, now can I stop sleeping on the couch?

Bulma: "NOT until you clean up your mess down there, Mr. Couch Potato!"

Grrr! -Bleep- woman! What ELSE am I supposed to do when there's no way to train?

Bulma: "Do WORK, of course!"

Woman, I am a PRINCE! I do NOT do menial labor!

Bulma: "Princes do WORK, not sit around on their sagging butts!"

WHY YOU-!

Bulma: "Will you just stop typing what you're saying before they think we're a REALLY crazy couple?"

ARG! You win this one, Woman, but you will NOT win the war!

Well? What are you staring at? Quit reading this already!

BADMAN,Vegeta

P.S.: Um, I was having a REALLY bad day! REALLY! -Bulma