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A/N: So, Ford's heart is rotting in a corner over there somewhere, for he hath been forsaken by his soft, milky – centred darling, Arthur Dent.

But! One night Ford goes to his cabin to find a note jammed under his door…

Dear Ford,

I'm sorry. We could have had something beautiful, but I read your poetry.

Arthur