Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and my friend Stephanie. (Yes, I own you now Steph.)

A/N: Dedicated to Stephanie who's been wanting to snag Draco for the past fifty-million years. by the way, I'm writing in your POV Steph.

Marry Me, Malfoy

There he was, the provocative, arousing, luscious blonde with his boxers and a t-shirt on. Draco Malfoy.. oooh, the name bubbled in my head making it very hard to think straight. He strutted down the Slytherin Common Room stairs and sat across from me in a comfy couch. How jealous I was of the couch...Oh King of Sex Gods, why must he be so delicious?

To think, here I was in nothing but my night gown, hiding my blushing face behind a magazine while the sexy sex muffin sat just inches away. If only I had the guts to reach over and kiss the living daylights out of him. If only! If only!

Mother of Holy Mercy, Draco is looking at me with his beautiful baby blue eyes. I could melt just looking at him. Hell, I think I am melting! I have an idea! I'll put my magazine down, return the look he's giving me, and then we'll end up in bed together. Sounds great to me. Oh, but what if his bed is too small? Oh, no matter, I'll just have to lay on top of him...Or vice-versa.

Holy Moses, I'm going to die. Draco is alone with me in this room.

"Stephanie," Draco spoke to me! Bloody Hades Burning Fire! "Stephanie?"

Snap out of it Steph, "Hi, sorry I was just thinking for a minute." Phew..I survived.

He smiled his gorgeous smile, "I was wondering if...if you wanted to go to the Spring Fling together. I mean, it is tomorrow, after all, and neither of us have dates.. You don't have a date, do you?"

"...Yeah...I mean No, I don't have a date...and Yeah, I'll go with you." I've died...

"Great!" Draco stood up and approached me, "Then I'll see you tomorrow. I need to get an early night's rest."

I stood up, bumping into Draco on accident. My wobbly body found itself falling into Draco's arms, but I awoke from that daydream. Malfoy grinned again, kissed me on the cheek, and ran upstairs to the boys' dormitory. That was not a daydream. I've died and gone to Heaven.

I walked upstairs and got into bed knowing I would never again wash my cheek.

0o0o0o0o

"Damn it all," I yelled, trying to pull my summer dress over my head without ruining my hair.

Carrie, my Slytherin friend, helped me out, "Never do your hair before putting your clothes on again. It really messes it up."

"Uhh...I know that now! You should've told me before I put ten pounds of gel in my hair. Now it's all flakey and shit." I wasn't about to take another shower.

"So-rry" Carrie said with an attitude, "I guess I'll have to help you fix your hair now.."

"No," I didn't need her to make my hair worse, "I'll live. Besides, Draco is my date."

Carried turned me around and glanced srtaight in my eyes, "Yeah, Draco's your date. That's why you should fix your hair. You've been wanting him for how many years now?"

"Since we came to the school." I told her.

"Yeah, that's a long time. It's your chance to ask him to be your boyfriend." She had a point.

I laughed, "Can't we just skip that boyfriend nonsense and go directly to man and wife?"

Carrie shook her head, "Yeah right. And I'll just go marry Justin Timberlake because he's so looking forward to seeing me-the girl who doesn't exist in his life."

"Since when did you like Justin Timberlake?"

0o0o0o0o

Nervously, I walked into the Great Hall. I spotted Draco talking with some of his friends and immediately ran over to his side.

"Hey, Draco." I greeted him.

He replied by taking my hand in his, and saying, "Hello my beautiful Stephanie. Would you like to dance?"

"Hell yes...err...I mean sure." Man, I needed to act cool, not like a fool. get it together Stephie!

His strong arms wrapped gently around my waist and my shaking arms went over his shoulders. We danced for most of the night. I was definitely in Heaven.

After the dance, Draco and I snuck outside onto a balcony. The stars were so pretty, glaring down at us from above. I thought I could fly away when draco stepped into the moonlight. He was so handsome...So...mine.

"Stephie," He whispered, pulling me closer, "You think I never noticed you in school before, right?"

"...Sort of..." I was now blushing.

He placed his hand on my cheek. This night was not happening.

"Well, I did notice you. I just had so much going on in my life, and I was blind to see that you and I have a connection. I know we don't talk a lot, but I feel like I really know you. You're smart, spunky, funny, spontaneous, and cute. Everything I want in a female." My arms and knees collapsed, but I still stood. I think I was turning into Jello.

Taking a deep breath, I blurted, "Marry Me, Malfoy!"

Draco laughed, and I suddenly died...in a bad way...

"Sorry..." Appologizing wouldn't get me out of this emberassment.

Stopping his laughter, Draco started to kiss me...passionately kiss me.. I was now back in Heaven.

He pulled away, "You don't have to be sorry...but maybe we can start off as boyfriend/girlfriend for now.. Is that alright? At least we are at legal marriage age."

Giggling, I agreed, "Sure, sexy."

Out of the blue, Filch burst through the doors to the balcony and began yelling at us. He pulled us inside the castle and told us to explain ourselves.

"I'm Stephanie... I have blue eyes-"

"Not that kind of explaining!" Filch was ripshit.

Draco hid a chuckle, "Then you should specify what you mean."

"You hooligans were kissing out there. There is punishment for staying out late. Especially for naughty reasons like that!" Filch's cat meowed after his shouting.

I took a deep breath, looked at Malfoy, and retorted, "Yeah, well you're just jealous because the only female you get is your cat!"

Before Filch could say anything, Draco and I ran to the Slytherin Common Room together. Maybe old Filch just gave up.. Or maybe he knew we were right.

"That was brilliant." Draco complimented me while catching his breath.

Hugging him tightly, I said, "Just like you."

We said goodnight to each other and had one last kiss. Draco went to the boys' dorm rooms, and I went to the girls dorm rooms.

I sighed as I got into bed and though, Finally...I'm Mrs. Stephanie Malfoy.