Disclaimer: No I don't own InuYasha... yet... -grins evilly-

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“Feh, I don’t see why we have to go back to the village…” Muttered a very stubborn hanyou as the group started back down the road and the village coming into view.

“Because, I need to go back home for a test and to get more supplies!” Kagome said, looking at InuYasha and folding her arms in a stubborn fashion.

Miroku sighed “Yes and it’ll give us a chance to rest a bit, it seems like all we’ve been doing lately is slaying demons.” He said, looking over at them.

Sango nodded “Exactly what I was going to say, Miroku.” She agreed. She felt Miroku’s hand find its way over to her butt and she instantly turned red and glared at him.

Kagome sighed “And here it goes…” She muttered before hearing the usual.

SMACK

THUD

“You pervert! Keep your hands off me!”

sigh-

InuYasha grumbled at the pair “Damn, do they ever stop fighting?” He muttered

Sango looked over at him “What are you talking about, you and Kagome are always fighting.” She said.

“Well I’m never the one to start it.” InuYasha muttered, casting a glance at Kagome.

Miroku looked at them and sighed before looking at Sango, they were thinking the same thing. Here we go again…

“I do not always start the fight! It’s your stupid stubbornness that always gets us fighting!”

“I’m not that stubborn! And you DO always start the fight!”

“Do not!”

“Do too!”

“Do not!

“Do too!”

“Do NOT!”

“Do TOO!

“I do not! Sit boy!”

THUD

“Damn you…”

Miroku and Sango sighed in union, continuing down the dirt road.

Kagome placed her hands on her hips, giving InuYasha a firm look that made him growl at her before she turned on her heel and walked off with Sango and Miroku.

“Shit…” InuYasha growled, pushing himself up once the spell had worn off. He sighed and started after them.

“So how long are you going to be gone, Kagome?” Sango asked, looking over at the young miko.

Kagome tapped her chin, doing some quick thinking “No more then two days.” She said.

“What? Two days!” InuYasha said, looking at her as he caught up with the group.

“Yes InuYasha, two days. I have to catch up with my schoolwork and my family y’know.” Said Kagome, sighing and looking over at InuYasha and folding her arms again

InuYasha growled but his growl was cut short as he let out a sharp sneeze. “Feh, someone must be talking about me behind my back.” He grumbled.

“Or you might just have a cold…” Kagome suggested, walking in step with him and putting a hand on his forehead.

InuYasha blushed slightly from her touch and caring tone but turned with another “feh” so she wouldn’t notice it. “I don’t get colds.” He said firmly.

Kagome sighed “Everyone gets colds InuYasha.” She pointed out, pulling her hand back and checking his temperature with hers. “And you have a fever.” She added.

InuYasha growled “I don’t get colds!” He repeated again, firmly once more but he sneezed once more, making Kagome sigh.

Miroku looked back at them “InuYasha, Kagome is right, everyone gets colds. But I expect you just don’t have one as often because you’re a half-demon.” He said.

InuYasha grumbled something under his breath about not having a cold since he was a child.

“It doesn’t matter how long it’s been.” Kagome pointed out, taking on the tone of a concerned mother. “Once we get back to the village you’ll come with me back to my era. I’m sure my mom has some cold medicine she can give you.” She said thoughtfully.

“Feh, I’ll get better on my own. It’s just a stupid cold and I’ll get over it in a day.” InuYasha muttered stubbornly, folding his arms.

“What does it matter when you’re just going to go to her era after a few hours anyways?” Miroku muttered softly.

Sango smiled, being right next to him and hearing his statement, she nodded.

InuYasha growled, his sensitive ears picking up what Miroku had said as well. He grumbled about monks that don’t seem to keep their mouths shut and hit Miroku over the head.

“Ouch, hey!” Miroku muttered, rubbing his head where a lump was now forming from when InuYasha hit him.

“InuYasha be nice.” Kagome said, her voice had a warning tone in it.

“Feh…” InuYasha mumbled in response, along with another sneeze, knowing that if he said anything much else she would probably sit him.

They arrived at the village soon enough, Kagome and InuYasha waving a goodbye to Sango and Miroku who waved back before walking towards Kaede’s whom had gladly said they could stay at her dojo.

Kagome and InuYasha started into the forest, InuYasha carrying Kagome on his back and in no time they got to the well.

InuYasha set Kagome down, strangely winded from the run, usually such a small run wouldn’t have tired him in the least.

Kagome sighed, noticing this “See? You are sick.” She said, before walking over to the well and jumping in.

InuYasha sighed stubbornly; he wasn’t sick, he doesn’t get sick. But he couldn’t help but think that Kagome was right as he sneezed once more, feeling a bit lightheaded as he jumped into the well after her.

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Things They Will NEVER Say...

InuYasha: Hey Kagome, why don't you go be Kouga's mate? He's a really nice guy, he could beat me any day.

Miroku: Sango I no longer love you. My heart belongs to the wonderful goddess Kaede.

Shippo: I'm gonna beat the living shit outta you Kagome if you act like my mother ever again dammit! (Poor innocent kitsune, xD)

Kagome: Aww screw it, Kikyou can have InuYasha (Over my dead body -growls-) His ears aren't that cute anyways.

Sesshomaru: Aww, c'mere Rinny and give Sesshy a hug! I don't want the stupid sword anymore and I'll even give InuYasha my fluffy! (I wanna hug Lord Fluffykins-cling-)

Naraku: OMG! KAUGRA! I CAN'T FIND MY EYE SHADOW!

Sango: C'mere Miroku you smexi beast you...

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