This is a strange poem about a dream I had that was even stranger. I've written much better poems, but none of them were fanfics.

Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are standing there

But they're not

They get onto a flatboat

(Not Will takes his horse)

Suddenly, a tray pops out

The Crocodile Hunter is battling a croc

With a trident

"Crikey, she's a big 'un!"

Not Jack and Not Will jump on to a new fancy boat

Will smacks his head

"I forgot my horse!"