"Yeah...sorry about that," the doctor said.

"Hey, we're in chapter 12 now...awesome!" Hiei cheered. He was met with glares.

Danielle seemed to be in shock. Envy blinked. "...Danielle?" he asked.

"H-he," she hiccuped, "he never even got to see Chapter 12... WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She grabbed Hiei's shirt and clung to it. Kat would've been jealous, but she just stared at Dr. Tofu wordlessly.

"..." Envy stared at the saddened people around him. "Mortals," he sighed.

"Yeah... sorry about that," Dr. Tofu said. Kat twitched.

"Sorry? SORRY? You killed Danielle's boyfriend and all you can say is SORRY!" she screamed, getting red eyes and fangs. Wrath stared at her all sparkly eyed.

"She's even more beautiful when she's mad," he sighed.

Hiei pat Danielle on the head. "There there," he said. Doctor Tofu shrugged.

"Hey, can't save them all right?" he said.

"You DOLT! He probably just had a stomach virus! HE-YUGI!" Kat screamed, falling over backwards.

Yugi's ghost was floating above Dr. Tofu's head, flicking Envy off. "Oh... you can see me?" he asked embarrassedly.

"YUGI!" Danielle flung herself at the deceased, but she went right through him and crashed into Dr. Tofu. "You're not Yugi," she growled at the quack.

"Eheh... nope." Ono Tofu was thinking that this was probably a great time for him to leave.

And so he did.

"Uhh... hey guys." Yugi's ghost said in an echoing voice.

"Y-You're a ghost! ...Cool!" Kat yelled.

"NOT cool!" Danielle vociferated. "I can't hug him!"

Yugi's ghost sweatdropped. "So...any chance on bringing me back?" he asked.

Kat blinked. "Uh...we're gonna need your body first if we're gonna bring you back," she said.

Dr Tofu poked his head in. "Oh, we threw his body in the dumpster," he said.

"YOU WHAT!" Danielle screamed.

"What kind of hospital is this?" Envy said with a blink.

"Brookhaven Hospital," Dr. Tofu said. Danielle gasped.

"WE'RE IN A HOSPITAL FROM SILENT HILL!" she screamed. "Spooky things abound! We better grab Yugi's body before spooky things drag him under!"

-After they do that-

"Why do I have to hold the body?" Hiei asked, holding Yugi's corpse. Envy shrugged and kept on driving.

"Okay so... how do we bring him back to life?" Kat asked.

"I don't know," Danielle moaned. "How did they bring Kenny back in South Park?"

"Um..."

"What about Chef?" she wondered.

"They turned into Chef Vader," Yugi pointed out. "I'd have to be alive for that."

"Right... well... maybe Yami knows!" Danielle said.

Meanwhile...

"SING, YAMI!"

"No," Yami said flatly.

Bakura shrugged. "Fine," he said. Unpausing the CD, he began to rap, "And what's a little bit of alcohol poisonin'?/And what's a little fight, tomorrow you'll be boys again/It's your life, live it however you wanna."

"This rap song is stupid," Yami said. A sudden sickening feeling came over him, as if he had a dead rat in his stomach. "Yu...!" Yami puked all over the floor. Bakura tripped over the pink liquid and fell to the floor, his elbow painfully slamming against the floor.

"OWWWWWWWWW!" Bakura swore. "My weenus!"

"...You mean your elbow, right?" Yami said, sweat dropping. "Oh Ra... I don't feel so good..."

Bakura yelled in pain as Yami vomited up more. Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and in came everyone with Yugi's body. How they got there in 12 seconds...

...the world may never know.

"Hey Ya-" Kat started to say, only to slip on the pink stuff and slide around.

"KAT!' Wrath and Hiei yelled. Both then glared at each other.

Envy shrugged. "Who are these people?" he asked, pointing to Bakura and Yami. Bakura stood up, trying to brush the sticky pink stuff off his host's school uniform.

"I am the king of thieves," Bakura introduced. He then pointed to the barfing boy. "And this is my slave, Yami."

Envy nodded respectfully towards Bakura, hardly giving Yami a second glance or any glance at all.

Later, Kat threw Yami into a bathroom with a grunt of disgust.

"Yuck," she said.

"Kat... we kind of need him for getting Yugi back," Danielle said.

Kat blinked. "...Oh. So we do," she said.

Danielle sighed as she opened up the door. "Yami?" she called out, only to punctuate the name with a scream.

"YAMI!"

The King of Games' head had bashed against the sink, and was beginning to bleed heavily.

Danielle swore loudly. "NO!" she screamed.

Kat peeked in and saw what she had done. "Oops," she said guiltily. "To the hospital... again."

-At Domino Hospital-

"He'll be fine," a doctor opined to the two girls. Both had tears streaming down their face.

"What do we do now?" Danielle asked Kat.

Kat took a deep gulp and said:

"We eat chocolate and wait until he's better," she said, making Danielle fall over.

"What are you guys doing here?"

Both turned to see... Ed!

"O.O We should ask you the same thing," Kat said, pointing at Ed who sweatdropped.

Ed blanched. "Well, Al's armor broke. Apparently it was a medical emergency," he said. "And you?"

Danielle started sobbing: "WAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Okay, so maybe it was more like wailing.

"Yugi's dead," Kat sighed.

Ed's eyes bulged.

"What?" he asked. Danielle promptly resumed sobbing.

"H-How?" Ed asked. Kat shrugged.

"Who knows. And right now Yami isn't in fantastic shape," she said with a sigh. Ed sweatdropped.

"Wow..." he breathed.

"Yeah... and we're getting all angsty." Danielle sighed. "We need to go do some karaoke or something."

"Yeah..." Kat said. All three looked at each other.

-Karaoke Bar 10 minutes later-

Danielle is singing an Eminem song like Bakura had been earlier while Kat drinks ice tea and Ed flips through a songbook.

"I love karaoke!" Kat cheered.

Yugi appeared next to Kat, a grumpy frown apparent on his translucent face. "And what about me?" he demanded.

Kat sweat dropped. "Uh... what should we do?" she asked. "I mean, we really don't know what to do..."

"You could always try human transmutation..." Yugi said. Kat gave him a glance.

"And end up like Ed and have automail? No way," Kat said, making Ed sweatdrop.

"Thanks Kat. You really know how to make a guy feel good," he said sarcastically, making Kat give him a nervous smile.

"Is there anyone around who knows how to make a girl feel/how to make a girl feel/make her feel good," sang Danielle. Yugi smiled.

"We could go to China and look for a spring of drowned live person," Yugi said.

"That's dumb," Ed pointed out.

"Um… then what?" Yugi asked.

"Um...use black magic?" Kat suggested. Ed sweatdropped.

Danielle still kept singing, and Yugi was looking all googly at her.

"Well, if worst comes to worst you could become 'Yugi the friendly ghost'." Kat suggested, making Yugi glare at her.

"What about..." Yugi's eyes shone, and mystical music played behind him, "Shadi? Surely he would have an idea."

"Maybe," Kat agreed. The mystical music began to swell optimistically. "We should ask him."

Ed looked at them both strangely. "Who's Shadi?" he asked.

-Later-

"Hello. I am Shadi," said Shadi.

"Hi," said Ed.

"Wazzup man?" Yugi's ghost asked.

"Not much my short friend." Shadi said, running a hand through his invisible hair. Shadi then realized Yugi was a ghost.

"...Is there something you need to tell me?" he asked.

"Nah," Yugi joked. "Just out of curiosity, though, how would you bring a dead person back to life if you happened to still have their body?"

Shadi looked at the apparition. "...I would mumble the sacred chant, and POOF! It would be done," he said.

Yugi clapped his hands together. They produced no sound. "Great," he said. "Can I book a chant, then?"

"...I need an animal sacrifice, though."

Everyone in the room blinked.

"...For the Gods," Shadi elucidated.

Everyone in the room blinked again.

Ed looked outside, and saw a dead squirrel on the road. He grabs it and brings it inside.

"Will this work?" he asked.

Shadi nodded. "Sure," he said.

"I don't believe in these silly Gods," Danielle mumbled. "Trying to keep me from my Yugi..."

Shadi began waving his hands around, and a dark cloud swirled around Yugi. Lightning struck everywhere.

"Does it have to be so dramatic?" Ed mumbled.

The clouds then cleared… and there stood a very much alive Yugi, blinking.

"That was way too easy," he said.

"Meh, I can live with that," Ed said to his friend.

"YUUUUUUGI!" Insert mega-glomp here, from both Danielle AND Kat, who was glad to see her friend alive.

Ed blinked. "Yugi's a pimp!" he said. "Maybe I should try a hand at this dying thing..."

Kat sweatdrops. "Then all Ed fangirls around the world will glomp you when you're resurrected." she said. Ed sweatdropped as well.

"I'd be crushed." he said.

"Yup." Kat said. Yugi was being crushed at this moment.

"Can't...breathe..." he gasped.

"Don't... care..." Danielle answered. "I am so glad that you are back! Kya!"

Kat sweatdropped.

-Back at the house 2 hours later-

"So...you're staying over?" Danielle asked.

Ed sweatdropped. "This is the nearest house to the hospital since Al's still there." he said.

Kat sweatdropped as well. "Man, Danielle was right. As soon as someone steps into this house they take residence here…" she mumbled.

"Hai." Danielle sighed, then smiled at Ed. The dusty sunlight filtered through her hair. "But as long as Yugi-kun is alright for now, I suppose we can let you stay. Just don't rile Hiei-kun up too much," she said.

"WHO'S THERE?" Hiei said, coming out in a bath towel and wielding a rubber ducky.

Everyone stared.

And then a car crashed through the wall.