((Ok, this started out serious, but it turned into a comedy, sorry if I offended anyone, I'm not making fun of Inu Yasha, this thing just got out of control…BTW, I don't own the characters))

"So much for a slow song," Kagome mumbled, "Sigh. Damn Sessho-maru!"

The four friends were sitting at the table, muttering about various things.

"He's such an IDIOT! What, do I have to spell it out for him?" Sango was glaring at Miroku, who was glaring back.

"Why can't she just say what she means!"

Inu Yasha was tugging at his uncomfortable clothes, "Stupid clothes! Stupid Dance! Stupid bad guys! Where do they keep coming from?"

Then, an announcement came over the sound system, "Last dance folks. And remember, you don't gotta go home, but get the hell out of here!"

The final dance began. A slow haunting melody. Kagome and Sango weren't about to blow there chance, they grabbed the boys and ran onto the floor.

"O.k. How does this work?" Sango asked.

"Like this," Kagome grabbed Inu Yasha's hand and put them around her waist, then threw her own arms around his shoulders. As they began to move slowly from side to side she moved in close to him.

Sango copied these actions, and you could see Miroku physically struggling to keep his hand of her butt. She noticed and seemed to appreciate it. She smiled at him and he smiled back.

The four danced uninterrupted (yeah, right). The song was almost over, and Sango leaned into Miroku, as the music faded she moved into kiss him. Finally, thought the Monk, finally! But before there lips met the eerie music that signaled Naraku's approach began.

"Not now!" Miroku Moaned.

"Heheheh!"

"How and why are you here?"

"I'm here because I just don't like you guys! As far as how, who knows, I just kinda popped up!"

"You're gonna pay for killing the moment Buddy!" Sango charged at him, Miroku by her side. Inu Yasha and Kagome looked at each other for a moment, then they to charged into battle. Though tetsaiga was useless in his current condition, Inu Yasha used the sheath to block Naraku's attacks. Sango called for Kirara, who showed up (who knows where from) carrying the Hiratsu and Kagome's bow and sacred arrows. As the team battled furiously, the rest of the dance fled into the night.

They fought long and hard, Miroku unable to use his wind tunnel because of the swarms of poisonous insects. Finally, Sango destroyed what turned out to only be another of his puppets. Cut and bloody, their dresses and suits torn beyond repair, Kagome tuned to her friends.

"So, wanna go out for dinner? That's what folks usually do after dances."

They all just shook their heads, Kagome hadn't been serious. They couldn't go out like this. Their wounds needed treatment, and they were tired, "right," Kagome said, "Let's go back to my place, you can spend the night there, and tend to your wounds."

When they arrived back, Kagome's mother was watching TV.

"So," she asked, "how was the dance? Anything interesting happen?"

"Nope," Inu Yasha replied as the group trudged up the steps.

Where was security through out the whole ordeal? Well, for some unfathomable reason they got three cops from New York. And the whole night was spent trying to pry JJ off of Dee.

"!" ((This is a reference to the Manga FAKE))