Cushing's Lament by Nix Nada

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Now, I liked being Doctor Who,

It really was quite nice,

But no-one says, "Hey, I remember you!

You played the Doctor twice!"

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"You beat the Daleks both times.

You send them back to space.

"You can keep Pertwee and Baker,

Peter Cushing – you were ace."

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I was there aboard the Death Star,

The dastardly Grand Moff.

But where was my great death scene?

Or bit where my hand's chopped off?

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Just blown up when the rebels won.

You didn't even see me go.

Maybe I escaped in a shuttle pod…?

You'll really never know.

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And don't even get me started on Biggles…