Sorry it’s taken so long but you wouldn’t believe how busy I’ve been. Not only have I been updating my new HMC web site, but I’m trying to find Java script so I can edit by other web sites and I’ve been putting together a ‘When Psycho Paths Team Up’ page. On there I’ve got information and some pictures I made (one was made by Sorna who you owe everything to my darling Ring fans) which is funny it was the only picture I bothered to save from my virus.

Back to the story… Seeing as It’ll be a drag to write out the longest chapters in whole, they’ll be chopped in two. Thus, it’ll be a longer story but it might have shorter chapters (the original chapters were long though).

Thank you everyone who reviews this story, the original and this re-type and keep reading… You might actually get to hear the ending!

Cardwitch

PS: I know I said I’d finish the chapters before posting them, but I’ve decided I’m only going to do that when I get past chapter six cause it’ll be easier to re-type the chapters. Chapters 1 through 6 are all scans, so that’s why it takes me so long. It’s not cause I don’t care, it’s that it take a while and I have a lot of other work to do. Just so you know.

Ringu, The Ring, The Ring Virus, Days of Our Lives, Teletubies and Hamtaro do not belong to me, they belong to their respected owners.

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LAST TIME IN WPPTM:

Ryuji turned out not to be dead and came to see Reiko. He has something important to say. Sadako and Samara have written each other e-mails and are plotting something…

At the end of the chapter, Samara went back to the well and…

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Chapter Three: A Crazy Come Back

Samara looked in horror around her well and saw the most terrible site that anyone could possibly imagine. Never in eighteen years of killing people had Samara seen such a disgusting, terrible and… There were no words to describe it even. All she could think of is murder, against the person who did this, and there could only be one person who it could be.

She was going to kill them… wait, she already had.

“NOAH!” she screeched, “I COME HOME FROM A HARD DAY AT THE KILL, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!” It was so loud that you could see the water move like little waves. “YOU’RE EVEN DEADER THEN YOU ALREADY WERE!” And there, sure enough as she looked up to the circle of the well, she saw Noah, crawling up the side of the well, kind of like she did when she was out for victims. This seriously was the last straw and Noah seriously did deserve everything that was coming to him. You only had to look at the sight of the well to see that. “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU AGAIN YOU DAMN PRETTY BOY!” Samara picked up one of the many messy bricks and began to crawl up the side of the well…

Slowly, towards TV land…

Meanwhile, in the crappy land of America were global warming and pollution really do exist, Rachel sat in her living room eating her dinner and minding her own business while watching her very favourite adult program which she would never want Aiden to watch because of all the complex pairings, adventures and trauma it might cause. Aiden was in bed anyway; he had a long day (creepy devil). So, Rachel was kicking back and enjoying her free time. She bobbed her head as the open credits come on…

It's Hamtaro time!

Coosh-coosh ticky-ticky wooooooo

Hamtaro

When we work together it's much better

My best friend

We like sunflower seeds krump-krump-krump

My ham-hams

If she heads for trouble we won't let her

Hamtaro

Little hamsters, big adventures

Laura's gone to school

Lets go to our ham---

Just then… the TV suddenly (for not reason) changed the channel to the world’s most boring show, until Rachel realised that the thing on the TV was…

SAMARA’S WELL!

Rachel screamed at the sight and backed away, throwing her dinner at the TV with a splat. “AH! NO! WHY ARE YOU BACK? DON’T HURT BY BABY-SWEETY-CUPCAKE-DARLING AIDEN!” Rachel screamed and screamed and screamed until her screams faded into confusion as she saw not Samara but her ex scramble up the well and run around like a headless chicken.

“Huh?”

Huh? Indeed…

“What the hell?” (No fainting like Reiko, she just looks at the TV)

On the TV, Noah was running about as the corpsy Samara climbs out of the well and very slowly holding her brick high, chases after Noah. But Noah just laughed, “HA! Come and get me you beep” That was the point when Rachel hid behind the sofa, just in case Samara changes her mind and comes back. She could still hear Noah screaming though… “AH! HEY, RACHEL HELP ME! SHE’S GOING TO KILL ME!”

From behind the sofa Rachel replied in a muffled voice, “She already did!”

“THEN HELP ME!” he cried, “PULL ME THROUGH! PULL ME THROUGH!” Rachel looked out from behind the sofa to see the horrible Samara walk strangely slow behind the fast running Noah. He was running for his dead life. If you ever thought that dying would be the end of your worries, this wasn’t exactly a good example. Before Rachel knew it, Noah was running straight towards her. Hands out, reaching out to her as he came closer, and with a creepy Samara following slowly behind, hair cropped and brick, still help high.

Rachel scowled at Noah. In high school he was in with the tough kids who didn’t do their homework, smoked in the bathrooms and drank alcohol before class just so the teacher would be the other meaning to the word ‘pissed’. Was tough Noah turning into a little girl? Rachel would not see her ex-man do that. She walked around to the TV and cried as if she were watching an old Japanese TV drama. “Push her down the well!”

Noah in the TV stopped and looked back worriedly, “What? You do know she’s, like, really evil… Right?”

“She’s ten years old! You’re twenty-seven, you do the math. You’re much bigger, stronger and manly then her… So go up to her and nudge her into the GODDAMN WELL!”

Noah sulked, “I told you, she’s…”

“Evil?” Rachel finished, frustrated now, “Just push her down the well!”

“But…”

Just at that moment, Aiden walked in with a huge creepy stare on his face, gawping at the TV screen where Noah was. He shook his head at Rachel, “Your screaming woke me up, but didn’t I tell you? She never sleeps!” He went over to the TV and nodded with interest like a forty-five year old would, “Ooh… She’s after Noah?”

From the TV, “Should I push her?” Noah asked like the annoying people in a pantomime that you want to have a custard pie thrown at their face. This made Rachel very, very annoyed and she was sick and tired now…

“NOAH! PUSH HER DOWN THE GODDAMN, STUPID, CRAP-FULL WELL OR SHE’LL KILL YOU!” Rachel screeched, “Err… Again!”

“Or we’ll turn off the TV, and let her have you cause this show is getting boring like Ray and Jay!” Aiden told him.

Now Noah would rather eat off a toilet seat then be left to Samara’s will, so to the sound ‘Star Wars’ music he walked towards Samara like a hero. The TV went in slow motion as he made his way towards her. She held the brick high, but Noah nudged her and she fell, head first down into the watery grave, her well. Noah waited for a splash…

“I’LL KILL YOU AGAIN NOAH CL…” that was when the brick fell down and kit Samara.

Still in slow motion, Noah ran towards the screen where Rachel and Noah were watching. He came closer and closer until… his hand came through the TV screen and into Rachel and Aiden’s living room. Rachel screamed… right into Aiden’s ear… “Don’t make me deaf, Rachel!” Noah’s hand reached around and started to eat the spaghetti that Rachel had thrown at the TV.

“Hmmm… beef!”

“Don’t be a dingbat all your life Noah!” Aiden yelled at the top of his voice. At that point, Aiden grabbed into the TV and got Noah by his t-shirt, and as if he were pulling him out the sea after splashing around in the sea, he started pulling. Rachel grabbed Noah by the top of his head and pulled. They pulled and pulled and pulled until Noah was almost out, except he was trapped around the waist. “Boy Noah, did you put on weight down there?” Aiden asked.

“Yeah Noah, you’re really wedged in tight…” Rachel added in a grunt as she tried to get him out, “I imagine it must be very hard to gain weight on a well-weed diet!”

“Shut up Rachel, and get me out!” Noah ordered,

Rachel stopped pulling and frowned at him, “You I might just leave you in there… It would serve you right if you talk to me like that…”

“Rachel” Aiden interrupted, holding the TV guide close to his face. He turned to show it to his mother, “Days of Our Lives is on in five minutes!”

“AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Rachel screamed at the top of her voice, she grabbed Noah’s ears and pulled with all her might, ignoring Noah’s painful cries. “Get your butt out of there Noah you fat ass, or I’ll miss the beginning. Get yourself out, move, move, move it!” Indeed it was true, nothing would get between Rachel and Days of Our Lives, not even Noah’s fat arse. She glared back at Aiden, “What are you doing sitting there with your TV guide, get here now and help me get him out!”

Aiden didn’t listen, he was far too engrossed with the in-depth interview with Tinky-Winky, he’s a gay-icon apparently. Not only did he appear on the front of this weeks TV guide, but they are giving away free life size posters of him with Gay Men’s Magazine this week.

“AIDEN!”

“What?”

“Move you butt here! I really want to get this fatso out of the TV! Hope is getting brainwashed today and they’re introducing a new doctor!” Rachel screamed, “Move, move, move now!”

“Rachel, I feel like you should have Arabic subtitles!” Aiden replied, finally coming to help. They try and pull together but Noah is stuck tight. “It’s hopeless Rachel, he’s stuck there forever…”

Rachel sighs, “Okay then… We’re going to have to get a new TV in the next minute, so Aiden you better run as fast as you can to the electronics store and…”

“Why don’t you grease me out?”

That sounds like a good idea Rachel, I think you should do it…

“Right, Aiden get some grease that we just happen to have in our frying pan over there!” Rachel screamed, Aiden darted off to the kitchen while Rachel checked her watch, “Come on, come on… We only have thirty seconds to go!”

Aiden came back with the grease, the greased him and Noah came out like a bulliet out of a gun. He stood up and smiled, “Thanks, I was real worried there!”

Rachel was almost close to tears, “Oh thank God!” and she ran lovingly towards him… Pushed him out of the way and hugged the TV. While Noah watches speechless at Rachel’s actions, she hugs and cuddles the TV screen as Days of Our Lives begins to come on.

An hour later…

Aiden went back to sleep and the other two talked after Days of Our Lives finished, there were a few things Rachel wanted to ask. How the hell did he come back, why and how cool was Noah’s come back. (PS: Rachel had to say sorry for calling him names while he was stuck). Noah said it’s not a problem, he knew nothing came between Rachel and her shows.

“How are you back Noah?” Rachel asked,

“I did something… really bad!” Noah said sheepishly,

“What?”

“Well… What the hell does Samara expect me to do? She don’t have a bathroom down that stupid well…”

“Okay, leave it at that!”

Now, as you may have guessed, every comedy has a clown and I think I speak for everyone when I say it’s always going to be Noah. Though the rest of them can do stupid things, Noah’s the only one we can imagine in a clown suite. You’d never see Ryuji being the clown, would you (unless you saw him in ‘King Leer’ a few years ago in London, in which case I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt). So, I will go out of my way from now on to make Noah look like an idiot for your sheer enjoyment.

Back to the story… (Not, italics are my import that the characters can hear and reply to, cause I’m part of this story too!)

“Okay, I hear all of that!” Noah says in annoyance,

Well, like I said, I did it purposely just to see you react… Now, now dare you fight with the narrator?

“Why don’t you do something clever, like telling us what to do now?” Noah asks, “Cause you’re material is really getting old!”

Hmmm… Don’t make me mention that thing that (just like Ryuji) you want to say!

“What thing?” Rachel asked turning to Noah, who blushed over straight away. Noah vowed that he’d get back at the narrator later on. Ha, no such luck! And he tried to say, in the same style as Ryuji did, what he came to say. He tries to say it but just as he gets around to it, they hear screams…

“It’s Aiden!” Rachel said, once again knocking Noah over, this time in the hurry she had in reaching her son. Once Noah finally caught up, he found Aiden and Rachel together; Aiden’s eyes bloodshot and wide open in horror. “What is it sweetie, did you have a nightmare?”

“T…T… Two!” was all he said,

“Of what?”

“Two of them!”

“Of what?”

“Twins… There are two!”

Two of what?

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Okay, like I said before, I really am trying to update this story as I know how popular it is with people but I have other things to worry about and school is getting harder and I’ve had a whole week off cause I really haven’t been well so I’ll have to catch up and I’m going to get grief from my so-called friends who all bitch about me when I’m off… I’m trying my best for you guys, I really am.

Please review and I hope to get the next update up faster then this one was!