Disclaimer: I do not own the X-men, GI-Joe, Misfits, etc. (As I write this summary, I don't know what I'm putting in this yet.)

The X-men cowered in the hallway. They could hear sounds including screams coming from Forge's lab.

Logan stalked up. "What's going on?"

Gambit looked up. "Don't know. Remy just live here."

Then they all heard a BANG. After which, the door opened and a battered Forge walked out.

Logan grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him. "What did you do Forge!"

"I don't know… does it need to be in the form of a question, Trebeck?"

"What!"

Magneto blinked as he and his team heard a whistling sound. Then something knocked a hole in the wall. "What the…" He started to yell, before it knocked him out.

Everyone ran around screaming and yelling as the new unstoppable bouncy ball pounded them senseless before tearing another hole and bouncing out again.

Meanwhile, onboard Shield's space station.

"Sir?" a tech spoke.

Nick Fury looked over. "Yes?"

"I'm picking up reports of an unknown object achieving escape velocity."

"On screen, magnify. What the…"

Everyone stared as a screaming Juggernaut flew past the station and slammed into the moon. Upon impact, another unknown object detached and flew off into the stars.

(for those with questions, a what if comic where Xavier found the ruby instead of his brother covered the fact that Juggernaut can and will survive in the vacuum of space.)

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Logan stopped his motorcycle and stared as Kelly and Duncan ran by screaming followed by a large number of lemmings. He called Xavier.

"Chuck?" He heard Xavier sigh.

"Don't ask… Forge was experimenting again."

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Logan walked into Forge's lab, and paused as he heard "CRAP!" Then something slammed him to the ground.

Xavier rolled up a minute later and was bowled over as Forge ran out of his lab followed by a snarling Logan. As he lay there, he glimpsed what looked to be a giant Fly Swatter with a spring attached.

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The Misfits teleported into the mansion. Then they gawked as several zoo animals ran by them.

Toad grinned. "Hey look!"

Lance snarled. "You are not taking that Giraffe home again!"

Jean ran by screaming with two monkeys hanging onto her hair for dear life. Forge ran by in the other direction followed by Logan.

"I swear Logan, I didn't mean to put that Tarzan tape into my invention!"

The Misfits rolled on the floor laughing.

Xavier rolled by in shock, with a goat pushing him along.

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Xavier sighed in contentment. It was a peaceful day. Then he heard a BANG. Followed by Logan's cry of "FORGE!"

"Not again…" He scanned with his mind then blinked. "What possessed him to clone the cast of Queer Eye for The Straight Guy?"

Scott walked into the main area and paused in shock. Xavier was banging his head repeatedly on a table as a group of vaguely familiar people fussed over him.

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Xavier and Logan blinked as they looked out on a scene of chaos. Shipwreck was running around while being chased by all the X-females, a few of the lady Joes armed with flamethrowers, and a ticked off porcupine.

Forge walked in dazedly.

Logan glared. "What happened?"

"All he wanted was to be chased by women…" Then he blinked in shock as Xavier and Logan burst out laughing.