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Authors Note: After my great success with 99 Servants of Sauron To Kill, I decided to make a new stupid song, after all you can never have too many stupid songs!

What Shall We Do With The Drunk Immortal

Legolas gets a little bit drunk and passes out, Gimli sees his chance to cause the elf great pain and suffering, as he does so he sings a song about it!

(To the tune of 'what shall we do with the drunken sailor, if you haven't figured that out yet. )

What shall we do with the drunk immortal?

What shall we do with the drunk immortal?

What shall we do with the drunk immortal?

We shall steal his shampoo!

Steal his shampoo and his foundation!

Steal his shampoo and his foundation!

Steal his shampoo and his foundation!

Let's even steal his moisturiser!

Holy shit! He's waking up!

Holy shit! He's waking up!

Holy shit! He's waking up!

Everyone run for the hills!

What shall we do with the drunk immortal?

What shall we do with the drunk immortal?

What shall we do with the drunk immortal?

We shall steal his shampoo!