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Author: Dancing Ballerina Corpse
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Reviews: 15 - Published: 03-22-05 - Updated: 11-27-05 - id:2317095

The End

Chapter 5

Asleep I still see you lying next to me


" ARRGH!" Link screamed trying to rip his shirt off. I bet your all wondering why link is trying to rip his shirt off. Well let's just say the smashers just got a knew wardrobe. Marth was crying a corner, Pikachu was having a tantrum, Bowser was screaming because his clothes and underwear to small and it was giving a super wedgie, Zelda was punching holes in walls, Samus was shooting anyone who looked her way, Capt. Falcon was looking Samus's way and was immediately SHOTDOWN!

Yasuhiro shook his head " Smashers believe me change is for the best." Falcon was so angry he kicked Ganondork in the head Ganon flew like a bird into the wall or smashed into a tree like Tarzan on crack. Luigi was sulking in his room and screaming " I MUST BE GREEN! GREEN LIKE YOSHI! GREEN LIKE LINK! GREEN LIKE PEEWEE HERMAN!"

Roy then threw a abnormally huge WALNUT at Luigi and Luigi screamed for the pain was unbareble! " PEEWEE HERMAN IS NOT GREEN! HE IS FLIPPIN' YELLOW! ARE YOU COLOR BLIND?"

Luigi then screamed and cried " YES I IS COLOR BLIND AHHHHHH!" Luigi then jumped out the window swalloed a bug hit a tree branch danced with Fred Flinstone hit a tree then hit the ground and died!

Roy shook his head" Idiot." Rinka then started poking Roy over and over until Roy couldn't take it and poked Rinka the eye! Oh yes it was painful so painful i feel pity for the eye. Just kidding. " Rinka, will stop poking my Flippin' face! How would you feel if I poked your FILPPIN' FACE YOU FLIPPIN' FACE POKER!"

Rinka laughed at Roy " It's just you look so funny in your little uniform!" Roy glared and smashed The TOLIET, which was to bad for Mario cuz he needed to pee and with no toliet he went pee OONNNNNNNNN LINK! Link was angry, he took a Dorito shoved it down Marths throat so Marth would die, But Link's plans to destroy Marth failed so Link went into a corner and sulked!

" Everybody calm down!" Yasuhiro yelled as everyone fell silent.

" There will be no more Sulking, Crying, Yelling, Kicking, Shooting, Throwing or Dieing today!"

" You will wear your new matching PINK pants and WHITE bunny shirt that says ' I like picking flowers and skipping in my PINK bunny pajamas I got from 50 cent!' in pride!"

Roy then stood up and yelled " WHERES THE PRIDE IN THATYOU BUTT-MONKEY!" Everyone looked at Roy in shock cuz no one dared call any other pathetic human being a BUTT-MONKEY!

Yasuhiro was so angry he ripped off his ugly White shirt he got from BigLots and revealed his harry chest of hair and what lived inside this chest of hair u ask? well BUTT-MONKEY'S ofcourse. He then rubbed Roy's face in his arm pits and the smell was so FATAL Roy EXPLODED! Just kidding or am I?


" Dang nabit! Why do I have to scrub the toilets for the next PATHETIC MONTH OF MY PATHETIC LIFE?" Roy asked Rinka while scrubing a toilet. Rinka pondered sarcasticly and replied " I don't know, maybe it's because you broke one of the toilets and you called Yasuhiro a butt-monkey."

Roy snorted " Well, he deserves to be called a butt-monkey. He's the one making us wear matching uniforms and may I remind you that the pants are PINK and the shirt is WHITE with a bunny on it!" Rinka laughed while Roy growled as he scrubbed the toilet. Just then the intercom turned on and everyone could hear Mario announcing something.

" Hello-o smashers tomorrow-a we will be having guests over so I want all of you-a to be-a on your best behavior and-a wear your best uniform-a. Why are-a guests coming-a you ask-a? For a-a practice tornament-a of course! SO-a be prepared-a! One more thing, Roy-a can you come and fix-a my toilet? The water is flooding out-a and all-a the nasty-a stuff is-a coming out-a. Thank you-a all and-a have a-a nice day-a!"

The announcement ended leaving poor Roy sulking all the way up the staris. He sighed and went intoMario's Bathroom where all the water and nasty stuff was coming out. Roy then pulled out his plunger and started to plung. Hours later he was finishing scrubbing the floor when in the corner in Mario's waste basket he a found a piece of paper.

" Hmm could this be another page to my book?" He picked up the paper and turned over to discover it was a page of his book! " Wow, I find these papers in bizzare places." He looked at and immediately dropped it to the floor. " No..it can't be! Why?"


At dinner everyone remained silent, no one was really in the mood for a conversation. Sometimes they would ocasionally glance at one another but, that was the only sign the gave each other until Falcon spoke " Is it just me or does every one here not want to dicuss the practice tornament tomorrow?" They all glanced at him. " Do you actually think that were going to fight them looking like this? I don't know about the rest of you but, im not coming out to fight." Link said while playing with his food.

Marth nodded. " We look ridiculous!" Fox yelled. Zelda sighed " We look like Easter eggs." Zeldas comment caused everyone to laugh slightly but, then died off because, they really did look like Easter Eggs. After they all sat in slience pondering over what might occur tommorrow.

" Sorry to ruin our little depressing episode here but, has anyone seen Roy?" Link asked. They all looked and realized Roy wasn't there. " Ah, forget about he's probably still cleaning toilets." Ganondork spat. They all noded and went back to their pondering/sulking.

But, they were wrong Roy was no longer cleaning toilets.

Roy pulled out his sword and looked down on his victim and whispered " You really should always sleep with one eye open."


End Of Chapter 5. R&R! please.

I'm sorry I haven't update this story in6 months! I know it's been a LONG time but, please review tell me if the chapter was good, tell me what you liked and disliked. Thank you!



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