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The um, 8th story! Yay! Man, I wonder how many stories this 'story' will have? I guess until people stop reviewing it. Yay! I spent this day watching a movie, then reading the book that the movie was based on and it is good. It is The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy; a trilogy in 5 parts. I know, Madja didn't get it either.
QUOTESQUOTESQUOTES (from the hitchhikers)
"Sorry did I say something wrong?" said Marvin, dragging himself on regardless. "Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, oh God I'm so depressed. Here's another one of those self-satisfied doors. Life! Don't talk to me about life."
Arthur remained very worried.
"But can we trust him?" he said.
"Myself I'd trust him to the end of the Earth" said Ford.
"Oh yes," said Arthur, "and how far's that?"
"About twelve minutes away."
He shaved, washed, dried and stomped off to the kitchen to find something pleasant to put in his mouth. Kettle, plug, fridge, milk, coffee. Yawn. He opened the window, saw a bulldozer and opened his cupboards. The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment in search of something to connect with. The bulldozer outside the kitchen window was quite a big one. He stared at it.
'Yellow' he thought and stomped back off to his bedroom to get dressed.
And another quote from a picture I saw:
Bakura: And then he killed his mother dead! Like this! Over and over! Then he ATE HER!
Ryou: (in bed, crying)
It's soooooo kawaii!
Disclaimer: Just to remind you, I don't own Yuugioh, Playstation or Spyro the dragon. But I wish I did, cause then I would make a game, where there is a boss and he is so EXTREAMLY hard to beat (In fact, it's impossible to beat him) that everybody would buy the game, to try and be the first person to beat him and then I'll be the only one who knows how to beat him and I'll sell instructions on how to beat him for 100 dollars each and then I'll be rich! MUHHUHUHUHUAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHH! …. Sorry. o.0"Nisssssaaaaaaammmmmmaaaaaaaa!"
Seto's head jerked up.
"What?" he growled, "You're supposed to be asleep, it's 2 o'clock in the morning"
"You're supposed to be asleep as well!"
"I'm working!" Seto turned his attention back to the TV and he picked up a sweaty controller. "Come, on… I must have wasted about 50 lives trying to beat this baka," he said, as Spyro the dragon charged after Gnasty Gnorc for the 51st time.
"But the hall light…"
"Fix it yourself…damn!" The CEO groaned as Spyro glided into a river and drowned.
Mokuba hauled himself out of his bed and grabbed a lightbulb from the cupboard.
"Seto?"
"WHAT?" Seto yelled in furry as Spyro drowned for the 53rd time.
"I can't reach."
"Get a stool, the tall one is in the kitchen"
Mokuba ran into the kitchen and grabbed a stool. He propped it up and stood on it. The stool wobbled, but Mokuba didn't fall.
"Crap" Seto swore as Spyro, drowned, yet again. He was about to start AGAIN, when Spyro sat down, folded his arms and frowned at Seto.
"You are the crappiest player I have ever seen! I refuse to move" it said.
"WHAT!" Seto pressed the RESET button on his playstation and laughed maniacally, until he realized he hadn't saved his game.
Mokuba took the old lightbulb out and screwed in the new one. He dusted his hands, got off the stool and then, the lightbulb fell out of its socket and shattered on the floor.
"Huh?" Mokuba scratched the back of his head (trademark Ryou pose! Kawaii! )
He grabbed another lightbulb and hopped back onto the stool and screwed it in. He jumped back off the stool and once again, the lightbulb loosened, fell and shattered. Mokuba glared at the socket. He picked up another lightbulb. Again, it fell and shattered. For the next 30 minutes or so, all you could hear was squeak squeak squeak, slap, creek, squeak, shatter. Mokuba frowned at the pile of broken lightbulbs at his feet.
"Seto!"
"What?"
"Can you help me?"
With a sigh, Seto turned off the playstation and walked over to the hallway.
"Wow, Mokuba, how many lightbulbs did you break?"
"A few"
"Nah, do ya think?" Seto climbed up the stool. He screwed in a lightbulb and then, he began to jiggle up and down. He screamed and Mokuba yelled.
"I'm being electrocuted!" Seto screamed and he fell to the floor and Mokuba burst into tears. Seto sat up and pointed at Mokuba with wordless laughter.
"Got you!" He giggled. Mokuba howled harder.
"It's okay, Mokuba, I was just kidding"
"One of my best friends died of electrocution!" he howled. Seto looked horrified.
"Mokuba...I'm so sorry!" he patted Mokuba on the back. Mokuba pointed at Seto with wordless laughter.
"And I can't believe you fell for THAT!" he hooted. (1) Seto looked at him in mock outrage.
"Now get to bed before I bestow my wrath upon you!" he said, in a low moan.
"Like what Mr. Bogeyman, sir?" Mokuba said in mock terror.
"LIKE THIS!" Seto roared and he began to tickle Mokuba for all he was worth.
"Seto! Stop! I need to go to the loo, I'll piss all over you!"
"Then go, you lazy bum" Seto laughed.
Mokuba ran off and as soon as he was gone, the laughter died from Kaiba's eyes so quickly, you could have sworn it was never there it the first place.
"Now, let's see who's the Gnasty Gnorc" he snarled and he picked up the controller…
The End.
That is from 50 first dates. If you recognized it.
By the way, Gnasty Gnorc is pronounced Nasty Norc.
Also, send me your thoughts on this. I might write a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fic.
With:
Seto as Zaphod Beeblebrox (the two headed, three armed alien)
Ryou as Marvin (the maniacally depressed robot)
Marik as Arthur Dent (The simple earthman)
Anzu as Trillian (The earthgirl)
Bakura as Ford Prefect (The psycho alien who got trapped on Earth for 15 years)
Madja as the King of the Vogon. Just kidding.
Pegasus Maximillion as Deep Thought (the computer as big as a small village)
Joey as Eddy the computer.
Caddyl as, um, she can do the special effect stuff.
Marina can help her. So can Madja.
Oh well. If you think you have a better solution, review me.
I hope you liked the story. I thought (if I do say so myself) that it was very kawaii.
Oh well.
Ja!
Caddyl