Chapter Three

By: Bomb-O-Maniac

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto - I own Moony-chan and their kids

-"Waka"- Is people speaking in the dream

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Much later that night, Iruka, Hyou, and now Anko and her purple haired cousin (you know, that one ANBU chick) sat in the mission room. Iruka because he always got the extra work, Anko and her cousin because they liked to sit, chat, and keep the dolphin company whenever they were free (a.k.a. because it was just so much fun molesting - I MEAN HARRASING - him). Hyou was there because… well… the orphan had never answered him when he asked, just smiled and took a bite out of a fried biscuit she smuggled in (Iruka suspected it she was there for the same reasons that Anko was there, though - just not the molesting part).

Even though he was around ninja's the whole day, Iruka couldn't help but still feel watched and somewhat vulnerable. At first he ignored it and continued to blame it all on Gai's medicine. But as the day wore on, and the other's gradually all went home to their family or significant others, the feeling intensified.

By a lot.

A lot of a lots.

He nearly screamed for joy when Anko and her cousin waltzed in and plunked their cute selves onto the table tops near him not five minutes ago. He was so happy to see them, he didn't even try to scold them for sitting on the table tops - again.

"Oi, Iruka-kuuun… Did you happen to see what happened to Genma earlier today?" Anko's cousin, Yui, asked slyly. Iruka looked up from the current mission report he held in his hand. Oh, he remembered the bright red lipstick, sparkly blue eye shadow, blush, and orange fingernail polish…

"Yes, as a matter of fact I did - I suppose you two had a hand in that didn't you?" he narrowed his eyes at them somewhat. Anko leaned in towards him, showing off a good deal of cleavage at the same time.

"And if we did?" Iruka blushed and cleared his throat.

"Well.. Umm. Uh.." he spluttered weakly. "Good job?" Anko laughed out loud and patted his head.

"It wasn't our idea," she grinned. "We just provided the means and the tools to get it done."

Iruka composed himself somewhat.

"Riiight… And who's idea was it to turn Genma into a supermodel today?" he queried. Anko giggled and pointed to floor beside Iruka. He looked down and sighed.

"I should have known…"

"Heh, we think you're a bad influence on her." the chuunin choked.

"I'M a bad influence?"

"Yea! Not only does she look like you, but acts like you somewhat, too."

"You mean charming, adorable, and utterly innocent of all pranks and wrong doings accused of committing in the past or to be committed?" he asked innocently, blush now fully receded only to return full force when Yui and Anko draped themselves on top of him and nuzzled his neck.

"Only the adorable part." the short haired Anko giggled.

"Eep!"

The brown skinned man turned about four different shades of red as he was held as limp like a rag doll in the two special jounin women's grip. Suddenly, the chair began to fall over backwards from their combined weight. ((a/n: Or did it? This is a story with supernatural stuff in it you know…))

"Ack! Floor!"

"Whoa!"

"Wee!"

The chair clattered to the floor, empty. Iruka, being the extra flexi ninja guy that he was, had twisted around in mid fall, catching Anko in one arm and holding her to his chest, while holding out his other hand to stop the fall in a one handed push-up like position.

Yui had ended up on his back, though he had no idea how that happened.

Hyou chose that moment to wake up from her nap on the floor with her living, breathing, canine pillow Inu. She blinked once, twice, and shook her head.

"Old people are weird…" she muttered as she stumbled, still more asleep that awake, over towards the trio and collapsed onto the dolphins back as well. Iruka and Anko craned their necks to watch as Yui picked up the once again fast asleep little girl and set her onto the desk top.

Now that Yui was off his back, he shifted so that he was sitting against the wall Indian style, still holding Anko to him.

"I'm not old…" Iruka mumbled into her shoulder, then yawned. "But sleep does sound pretty good…"

"Eh? Oh don't you dare fall asleep! Hey! 'Ruka wake up!" Anko yelled.

"I'm not asleep… don't worry." He laid his head on her shoulder and shut his eyes. "At least not yet anyways…"

And THEN he fell asleep.

Yui snickered.

"Make yourself comfy Anko, I don't think he plans on letting go - or moving for that matter - anytime soon." she grinned.

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"Iruuukaa…" said a child's voice.

"…" It was familiar. He knew he'd heard that voice somewhere before. But where?

"Iruka!" Now that one was Anko, no doubt about that. "Wake up!"

Why should he wake up? Wasn't he up already?

Wasn't -

"Iruka!" Now that wasn't the child's voice. "Ignore them! It's just us here…just you and me…"

Ignore them?

"Iruka!" It was Anko again. "It's just a nightmere! Wake up!"

"Ignore her! You don't need that witch!"

Ignore Anko?

"Sensei!"

"Tramps! Dogs! Ingrates!"

Ignore Hyou?

"Iruka!"

"Insolent demons and useless human whelps!"

Naruto?

He could never do that (also seeing that it was almost virtually impossible to ignore them anyways)!

Could he?

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Authors Notes: HII! I finally updated! WOOT! AND NO ONE BITCHED AT ME TO DO SO EITHER! HA! TAKE THAT!

This may or may not be the best attempt at flirting and romance crap... -is romantically challenged-

And I'm sorry, this isn't going to be a Kakairu (though, kakashi will be in it, sodon't worry). I've decided on Iruka/Anko because I believe that she could do just as good a job of molesting Iruka as Kakashi can XDDD