Yay, my first Zim poem. Only the first of many, bwahahahaha! Zim might be a little out of character, but hey! It's all the rage in the Zim section.

I saw their faces, smug and shallow.
They told their oh-so-grand joke.
I was a lunatic, a fool,
I was lucky my banishment isn't more cruel.
I was worthless, nothing but useless fallow.
Telling me to get lost, I ruin all.
Unless I'd prefer themto make a fall.
They left, and now I'm alone.
The light I have lived no more will be shone.
All that I was, is gone.

Now I am trapped,having been metaphoriclyslapped.
Nothing is left for me but this useless ball of dirt and grime!
I was a warrior and a soldier, loyalty my only crime.
All I have is a crazy robot,
worse than a itchy cot.
A foe who just wouldn't leave me alone.
My heart is become colder than stone.
Who am I?

GIR is my only friend.
But to this I must amend.
Does he even know this? Is he aware of it at all?
Or his skull truly as happy as worm-babies at the mall?
Him and all are all alone,
I wish I had a phone.
At least then I could call the Suicide Hotline.
I jest, my sanity is fine.
Unlike his, but he is so happy and content,
I often wonder if the Tallest knew what to me he really meant.

I was a soldier, a warrior.
To all I was superior!
Now I am lower thana worm.
Outcast, misfit, and reviled thing that will squirm.
What am I?

A warrior must have a cause,
otherwise dull will be his claws.
A soldier must have a duty.
So I'm feeling rather moody.

I sit on the roof and all I can see,
are things that once would've belonged to me.
I'm alone. Always forlone.

I have no duty and no cause, a fact that makes me pause.
If I have nothing, than what am I?

Who am I?

A worthless brainthing? A useless outcase Irken?
I am nothing. I have no reason to sing.

Than it dawns upon me. Why didn't I see?

I ambetter than the rest, undoubtedly the best.

I have to reason to mope, the situation I have scoped!

I have a faithful robot slave! With GIR by my side, no one goodbye can wave!

My enemy is Dib, repulsive and stupid! Even dumber than that human fairy Cupid!

I will stand and scream, like someone in a stream!

I have but one reason to proclaim my greatness, to prove my light is not dim:

I AM ZIM!