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Chapter 3: The Game

Location: Team One running through the woods

The team was running through the paintball field to get to their side of the field. Olaf's long legs made him the fastest, and enabled him to jump over the many obstacles. Sir, blinded by the smoke that was filling up his mask, was unable to avoid running into everything. The Quagmires were running at an average pace. Monty got distracted by a snake, and had to be dragged away. Mr. Poe ran for about 10 meteres before he slowed to a crawl, panting. When the team arrived, they put the Quagmires and Olaf on defense.

"I'll be keeping an eye on you," Olaf said. "Don't want you running away now. "But, But... I don't want to be against Klaus!" isadora whimpered. "WAHHHHH!" She cried for a few minutes before Duncan whacked her on the head and dragged her to the middle of the base. "Jeeze. Girls," he muttered.

Location: Team Two, same scenario

As those who read Book 11 would know, Isadora got dumped by Klaus and replaced by Fiona. The two of them ran side by side, bumping into things, as they could not stop staring at each other. At one point, they dissappered, and Violet found them doing things in the bushes. Once they got their clothes back on, they continued running. Carmelita tried to get the others to carry her, but the author gave her his death glare and she ended up the first one to the base. Phil was talking about how even if they lost, it was just a game and all that jazz. Another death glare got him to shut up. Aunt Josephine was moving slowly, afraid of just about everything in the forest. Insert death glare here.

At the sound of the whistle, the team's attackers ran through the field to the middle. Phil and Monty were the first to meet. They stopped and glared at each other. "Draw!" Monty shouted. Monty blasted Phil in the head. However, Phil was standing there confused. "Um, what are you doing?" Monty asked. "I don't have anything to draw with", Phil said, walking off the field. "Oy vey," Monty sighed.

Next was Sir and Aunt Josephine. "I hope I don't hurt him" Josephine muttered. She turned away and fired. The shot was somehow powerful enough to break through Sir's mask. Smoke vented out. Due to the yellow paintball hitting the cigar that Sir wouldn't stop smoking, the smoke was the color of sulfur.

Olaf decided to abandon his guarding duties and ran for the Baudelaires. When they ran into each other, he learned that they had teamed up with Fiona, and Olaf was soon repainted. However, rather than leaving, he fired at them! Chitoryu12 blew his whistle. "PENALTY!" Chit walked over and walked Olaf on the head with his bat. Olaf slumped against a tree, unconsious. Chit dragged the comatose villain over and threw him in the pit. He heard a mufffled thud after 5 seconds.

Seeing as I have little time left here, I'll be quick. Duncan beat Carmelita, who whined and complained before joining Olaf in the pit. Charles beat Mr. Poe, who was so fat that it was impossile to miss. Fiona was found doing it again with Klaus, who was found by Isadora. She was thrown in the pit, not due to staying on the field. But knocking out her ex-boyfriend and Fiona, who were escorted off the field by paramedics.

"The results are in!" Chit announced after the battle. "What the hell? It's a tie!" Well that was unexpected. "Due to all players being killed, disqualified, knocked out, or otherwise unable to play, there can be no winner. Well, that's that!" He snapped his fingers once more, and all of them disappered. "Great," Chit said. "Now what is that guy going to say about us painting his backyard?"

That's all folks! You know what to do now!