|40 Days and 40 LONG Nights
Author: Sho'Jo Untainted PM
Its the begining of Lent, Bakura and Yami make a bet with their lights. Now they are not allowed to argue, fight,kill, murder ect... eachother for 40 Days and 40 nights. How they cope?, Hell i dont even know.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Romance - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,058 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 07-07-09 - Published: 03-30-05 - id: 2329028
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40 days and 40 nights.
G day all, this is like my 2nd fan fiction ever, so I really need constructive criticism. I thought of this story when I think my mum was explaining to me what a "period" was, I know Grose
. I have no idea how it will turn out, it may suck (probably) or it may actually be ok…. Gasp but come on guys please review. And also, it maybe one of those stories's that one-day there are like 5 more chapters and the next moth or so there is none, I have good reasons why but I'm not going into them.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
I am dedicating this story to my guardian angel/ close friend Kate. She has been by my side more times you could poke a stick at. This story is a token of my appreciation.
(Oh excuse Spelling errors I can't spell to save my life)
"I'm not going" said Bakura plainly as he bent over to get the milk out of the fridge,
"And what did I say about calling me Kura, its gay!" the ex tombrobber yelled before scoffing the milk down the carton.
Ryou looked out the window, and sighed, then facing his Yami and snapping
"Well, that's funny because. You ARE gay" said Ryou smiling as he sat adjusted his position on the chair and resting one of his hands on his cheek.
Bakura lent on the fridge and looked at Ryou
"There is no way in hell, I'm going to spend "quality" time with that fuck headed, mother fuckin, SON of a BITCH! Pharaoh, and his little stinking "Look at me I'm a fancy pants duellists" Light!" he yelled
Ryou sighed and looked at Bakura
"Bakura how long have you been in that ring?' Ryou asked standing up, pushing the chair in and walking towards the sink
"About 5000 years" he replied as he tried to squash a fly that came buzzing past
"Right, so wouldn't you think after spending 5000 years in a ring, you would be happy to get out?" asked Ryou as he got the soap and washed his hands.
Bakura looked at Ryou in the eye
"No" he replied simply
Ryou sighed and then walked towards the phone that lay right next to Bakura.
"Ok, I guess I can't make you do things you don't want to do. Ill call Yugi up and tell him to cancel out day together" he said sighing and slowly walking towards the phone, head down and slouching.
Bakura's gasped and then sank as he pointed towards Ryou
"You're doing it again"
"What thing?" asked Ryou trying to hide a very mischievous smile
"That thing that you do" said Bakura backing away out of the kitchen and into the lounge room.
Ryou smiled innocently
"My, whatever are you talking about?" asked Ryou in a very angelic voice
"You act all sad, because you know ill go soft and agree to this" Bakura said
Ryou sighed, his brown chocolate coloured eyes gone all teary.
"Ok Bakura, you got me. I tried, ill call Yugi up and tell him that I cant go because my Yami cant hack a day with a Pharaoh," he looked up with the most cutest puppy dog face known to man.
Bakura closed his eyes and put his hand over them
"YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!" he yelled in agony
Ryou walked slowly up to Bakura and stared at his Yami who he could tell was going to melt.
His bottom lip trebled and his eyes were teary. He put his hands in a praying position and stood inches away form his Yami.
Yami Bakura looked him and moaned
"NO! Ryou…" he yelled
Ryou looked at him and spoke softly
"Ok, ill make you a deal. You agree to this, and tonight I'm yours" he said sighing.
Bakura's face went to that little devil tombrobber grin and he laughed.
"Ok ill go"
"Yugi, you can't be serious" said Yami sitting on the couch, as Yugi stood in font of him.
"Oh come on Yami, just for today. Then you don't have to see Bakura for the rest of your life" said Yugi looking at his Yami in the eye.
"Yugi, I cant. His probably planing some evil plot to kill me of something" he said crossing his arms
"Hey, Ryou did punish Bakura for trying to soak you in petrol and lighting you on fire. ' Yugi said pointing towards his Yami
"I know, but every time I spend time with that fuckin tombraider. I am emotionally scarred OR in hospital!" he yelled standing up
Yugi sighed and then smiled.
"Ok then, I was going to share my sugar coated, brownies. But I guess ill give them to Ryou.
Yami's eyes twitched
"You made brownies?" asked Yami with a smile
"Yeah, and they were full packed of Sugar, too" said Yugi in a disappointed tone.
Yugi knew about the former Pharaoh's sugar cravings. Yami grabbed his jacket and opened he door
"Why didn't you say so. Lets get going!" he yelled chucking Yugi his coat and running out the door.
"Today is going to be a complete disaster"Back With Ryou and Bakura
"Stop walking so fast!" yelled Bakura as he dragged his feet along the pavement.
Ryou sighed and stopped, waiting for his "oh so enthusiastic" Yami to catch up.
Bakura stopped next to Ryou and looked straight ahead.
"What's that building?" Bakura asked suddenly pointing to a large building down the road.
"That, oh that's a Church. Remember what I told you about Jesus, and God?" asked Ryou as he watched people gradually walk out of the place.
"Yessssssss" lied BakuraBack flash
"So on Christmas I believe that Jesus was born form the Virgin Mary in a stable" Ryou said as he showed Bakura the nativity scene under the Christmas tree.
Bakura had a blank expression, though Ryou did not notice.
Virgin Mary? Hmm that reminds me, how long has it been since Ryou and I had a good make-out session? Hmm, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Easter SHIT! 2 WEEKS! How the hell is this boy living! OK, don't panic Bakura, hmmm what should I do? What about Me, Ryou and the kitchen table? Naa. The couch? No. Ryou's fathers office…To neat. OK Ryou, Me and his bed...thought Bakura
"And that's what Christmas is Bakura" said Ryou smiling
Bakura snapped out of his little planing session.
"Ohhh how…Interesting!" he yelled smiling
Ryou smiled also
"You really think so?" he asked happily as he clapped his hands together
"Oh yeah. Fuckin,..Oh I mean, Praying with you sounds like a blast!" he lied
"Oh Bakura that means a lot to me" he said hugging him
Yami walked into the room with a tub of lollies. Yugi was sleeping over that night, and it was only fair that Yami came too.
"Ryou, you do realise that Bakura was thinking about the next time he can fuck you right?" he asked showing a lolly in his mouth.
Ryou looked at Bakura
SMACK!End of Back flash
"Oh my gosh Bakura, it's the beginning of Lent!" he yelled
"Oh that's great Ryou" Bakura said not giving a crap.
Ryou looked at him.
"When lent started you have to give up something you like" said Ryou putting his hand on his cheek and thought.
Bakura looked at him
"What are you giving up?" he asked
"I think ill give up, reading Encyclopedia's, " said Ryou happily thinking of the thing that he liked doing the most.
"Your such a nerd" said Bakura and continued walking
"What are you going to give up?' came a voice form behind Bakura
"I know! Ill give up seeing to Pharaoh! We can start now!" he yelled grabbing Ryou's arm and walking in the opposite direction
"Kura, it has to be something you like," said Ryou pulling his arm back and stopping
Bakura looked at him
"I don't know!" he yelled
"Well, how about we make it that your not allowed to kiss or touch me in any "private" places for 40 days and 40 nights" said Ryou smiling
Bakura started to crack up laughing
"Yeah right, I would rather not fight with the Pharaoh, then for us not to make love" he said smacking his knee
Ryou smiled and Bakura's laughing stopped, as his face turned more pale than it already was.
"NO THAT WAS NOT…
"Included? Yes, it was" smiled Ryou
"NO IT WASN'T!" he yelled
Ryou smiled and nodded
"Yeah it was Bakura, by the laws of Lenten promises the first thing you say goes!" Lied Ryou in a very cheeky tone.
Bakura sat on the pavement and banged his wrists on it
"IT WAS NOT FUCKING INCLUDED!" he yelled
"Watch your mouth." Ryou snapped then he smiled
"What you cant hack it because you know, Yami can be nicer to you ANY day!" he said laughing
Bakura got up as thought he was about to murder Ryou, then he took a deep breathe and looked at Ryou calmly.
"Fine, when we get there, ill make a bet with the Pharaoh, we are not allowed to fight for how ever long this "lent" thing goes for, whoever looses has to umm run around the shopping mall with nothing but a sign saying
"I'm a big fat loser" on it.
"Ok, let's get going then" he said walking
Bakura caught up with Ryou and asked
"Ryou how long is this Lent thing?" he asked calmly
"Hmm oh 40 days and 40 nights" he replied
Bakura thought to himself
Ok, 40 days and 40 nights of not fighting with the Pharaoh.
Bring it on….
Sorry I had to end it there. I promise it will get better. This chapter was crap I know. I kind of rushed it, and I'm only a kid (well big kid) and the vocabulary in my head is small. But ill make the next few longer AND BETTER. The action begins next chapter so stay tuned.
Oh, and what do you think should happen? Should a kind of "love" rise between Bakura and Yami or a brotherly relationship! Up 2 u!