Waga Karishutsugoku

Chapter I

(A/N: well this is my first HP/YYH crossover fic. Not my FIRST fic but well – do you get my drift? If you don’t then… too bad. Ok Kurama here is turned into a girl – I am well aware he is a guy but if a female Kurama is just not into your liking then you are very free to leave. Waga Karishutsugoku means ‘my parole’ – I found it in a Jap-Eng internet dictionary so if it’s wrong don’t blame me. Hope you enjoy this!

2(A/N: NOOO! THIS WAS REMOVED FROM THIS SITE! But no worries as I shall repost every chapter and perhaps change a little misspelling, grammar mistakes, and what not here and there but it will mostly remain untouched… Waga Karishutsugoku shall have a dignified comeback! (as dignified as a fanfic could get…) still it sucked though… all those wonderful reviews from you guys gone! Noooo!

Askhflaksgf – character thoughts

You will find a very annoying author (moi!) commenting into the story every now and then – don’t confuse that with the character thoughts. When you see italic sentences and paragraphs (not the ones meant to emphasize mind you) and when you see me changing the POVs it means that those are all character thoughts. Some side comments will be made by me... Don’t like it? I like Lemony Snicket’s way of writing so I’m doing that (plus my own) – tough for you guys who don’t like side comments. Most of them are for humor’s sake.

Kurama’s POV:

I hate Koenma… I really do… that pacifier-sucking demi-god of death… I loathe…

Is murder really considered a crime?

Well of course I know it is considered a crime! I was being sarcastic people – it’s just too bad that since I was given a human heart I seem to have lost all interest in a very morbid a gruesome, savage murder.

What too bad! I’m gonna KILL HIM for doing this to me! That foh is this just a PG-13 fic? Gomenasai…

I lost my temper over there but let me explain it first in detail

I’M FREAKING SECURE IN MY MASCULINITY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Well… that was highly unexpected. Damn it – what happened to Mr. Cool, Calm and Collected?

Shimatta…

After I finish my parole for all my crimes I’ll TORTURE, and KILL THAT Koenma slowly, painstakingly slow…

Sigh…

You know how ningens say that certain people can bring out the best in you?

Kami… Well, I think Koenma just brought out the sadist in me…

:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:Normal POV

Koenma cowered nervously behind Botan. Kurama didn’t blew his top like Yusuke would or threatened to kill him (or actually kill him) like Hiei would if he chose to give the news to the other members of the Tantei.

Being the most mature member Koenma chose to make Kurama do the mission instead of his actual Reikai Tantei.

Unfortunately he forgot Kurama was a wise, mature, sadistic notorious legendary thief.

He saw Kurama narrow his eyes dangerously – the only sign that he hated Koenma’s mission for him on his otherwise mask of clam.

Bad vibes… Koenma was getting very bad vibes from the fox-boy

:shuddershudder:

“So Kurama seeing as you still have to clear your notoriously long list of crime you have to do any mission Reikai has bestowed upon you,” Koenma said in a voice he hope demanded respect and authority – why for this very occasion he even made sure to appear in his teenage form for Kurama – it demanded more respect than his baby form.

It didn’t hurt he looked damn good as a teenager.

Plus he looked more serious – as if he can say he was DEAD SCARED of Kurama right now.

Nope he had an image to uphold… despite his pacifier…

Vivid, enigmatic emerald eyes looked deep into Koenma’s ancient golden ones. “Koenma,” Kurama started carefully. “You and I both know that I am bound to my parole and I WILL do this damn mission. Going to Hogwarts – okay I’ll do that but FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A GIRL!”

Well someone sure is cranky this morning!

“Ehehe… Kurama … um… to hide your identity… since you’re a VERY famous persona and you never know when this simple mission could turn into an all-out-war ravenous blood bath just because some demented demons know that the famous Youko Kurama IS in Hogwarts.”

o.0

“… so why do I have to be a FREAKING GIRL IN THIS MISSION!”

Yes… why a girl? Koenma pondered about his decision. Koenma’s reason was that Reikai had a new potion that reverses an organism’s sexuality still up for testing. It was tested effective on ferry girls (which left VERY painful bumps via wooden oars) and onis (which left him nightmares he will never forget) and he just needed to test it on ningens and youkais.

Kurama was conviniently both.

And as an added bonus Kurama’s ningen form looked so much like an onna or bishoujou.

Of course he knew that this kind of reasoning would not rest very with the Youko ex-thief.

Well actually he COULD be truthful and hope for the best.

But he valued his life…

“For infiltration purposes,” he offered shakily. Kurama nodded even though he knew that Koenma was lying.

Or at least leaving something out.

Ok, he’ll play Koenma’s little game of “let’s torture the gorgeous bishonen kitsune!” until this so-called mission was over.

Then he’ll kill Koenma.

That kind of logic works for me, he thought with a smug look on his handsome features.

“How long?”

“Y-you’ll be a girl until this mission is over.”

“… ok I’ll do it.” As if he really had a choice in the beginning. “I want to get started as quickly as possible” and let this damn mission be over with.

“Well then we’ll go over all the mission details tomorrow morning. Kurama I-“

Kurama stood up with his trademark gracefulness and smiled in a sly manner cutting Koenma off. “Well then since everything seems to go so well as my dear, dear boss I leave the insignificant small details of giving my okasama my alibis and providing every single thing that I will need to be provided while in my stay at Hogwarts…”

“O-of course.”

Kurama briskly made his way towards the room’s exit.

Koenma finally sighed in relief. Free, alive and still kicking baby! Then without thinking he called after Kurama. ”Oh yeah and Botan will be providing your wardrobe!”

Emerald eyes glared back promising a slow… and painful… DEATH.

Koenma was DEAD SCARED once more… and he was a freaking demi-god of death!

“Sayonara Koenma-sama,” Kurama’s quiet alto voice whispered as he left the room.

The demi-god of death grimaced. I am SO screwed.

(A/N: ok my first chapter! How did you guys like it? Nope Kurama isn’t going there to protect Harry from all impending doom… just continue reading this cause more stuff will happen (tangled love triangles, out of control hormones, wizards oh my!) PLEASE REVIEW! I’m a sucker for reviews.

(singing chipmunks roasting on an open fiiiiire….) - demented song I know! I love it! (but I’m an animal lover mind you – except for FROGS…)