To say it was an odd sight would be an understatement. Heero Yuy, in the kitchen. Crying. It might have been only a few tears and a very bad case of the sniffles; but if Dr. J had seen his pilot at that moment, he would have instantly begun plans for re-conditioning.

The catastrophe had begun upon the previous night. Duo had, by a strategic mixture of conniving and whining, inveigled his fellow pilots into a game of truth or dare. And playing Truth or Dare with Maxwell could turn deadly as Heero had discovered to his sorrow.

"Truth or Dare."

"Dare." He had learned that while Duo wrought havoc no matter which torture was chosen, 'Dare' placed a slight restriction as the other's creative powers began to wane. Not, however, before several incidents had overtaken his unwary victims. One such, involving a peace symbol on a Gundam was accurately described as being, 'Injustice.'

After some time had passed it was the final question. Duo to Heero. Four people breathed sighs of relief; slightly tipsy in the case of Quatre. It was surprising how little alcohol could result in the inebriation of the Arabian boy.

"Aw, man. Hee-chan, you know I've run out of good dares… Couldn't you be nice for once?"

"Hn."

"I'll take that as a no." Cobalt eyes grew sorrowful. Duo sighed, "All righty then, you have to chop twe…" He leaned over to Heero as his voice trailed off into a whisper.

Heero looked up, slightly alarmed. Did he know? Was this a trap? Well, there was nothing he could do about it now.

"Fine, but you can't watch."

Duo remained silent. Suspiciously silent. Which was how Heero Yuy, Gundam Pilot extraordinaire came to be in the kitchen crying as he chopped onions. Twenty onions. At least the others seemed to have left the house. Ah, finally done. He emptied the plate into the stewpot, wincing as he raised the lid.

Turning, he confronted a very amused Duo with, what was worse, a video camera.

"I will kill you."

Remarkably foolish. My apologies if anything is wrong with this. I've never seen Gundam Wing. Critique is cherished, flames appreciated.