Authors Note: Well, it's been fun, guys :) Here's the epilogue, so you don't have to wait for a measly 500 words. (And now you can't call me mean)

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After three months of (mostly) blissful monogamy Riku went off and slept with a girl named Betty. Sora found out about it, of course, but forgave Riku after Riku promised that he wouldn't do it again. After another four months of (mostly) blissful monogamy, Riku went off and slept with Betty again. This time he was the one to tell Sora about it, and not the old lady that lived downstairs and managed to hear all that went on in their apartment. Sora got angry at Riku, who didn't understand why. After all, he had slept with the same person, hadn't he? And as thus, it obviously shouldn't count as cheating, but as catching up with an old friend.

Sora, of course, informed Riku as to why he was wrong, and Riku promised to never cheat on Sora again. And he didn't, which should really count for something, he thought, because as it was summer, there were suddenly a lot of scantly clad men and women wandering the streets.

So, in the end, everyone lived happily ever after.

Except for Kairi, who was very upset at the fact that her boyfriend dumped her. But since she met a sexy man named Pierre at one of the bars in which she was sulking, she didn't really mind.

Except for Sora, who was very upset at the fact that Riku enjoyed walking around naked as much as he did. Then again, Riku wasn't exactly hard on the eyes, so Sora supposed that he didn't really mind.

And except for Riku, who was very upset at the fact that Sora had eaten his Cheerio's, and, indeed, continued to eat them. Then again, Sora always made it up to him afterwards, so Riku supposed that he didn't really mind.

And except for Wakka, who was very upset at the fact that Tidus had realized that he wasn't gay after all. Then again, seeing as how Tidus still lived with him, introduced Wakka as his boyfriend, and still had sex with him on a regular basis; Wakka supposed that he didn't really mind.

And except for Tidus, who was very upset at the fact that Wakka's parents didn't like him. Then again, them not liking him meant that they didn't visit very often, so he supposed that he didn't really mind.

And except Selphie, who was very upset at the fact that Riku was taken, and would never date her (again). Then again, Riku had started calling and visiting on a more regular basis (strangely enough, his visits seemed to correspond with the days that he had had a fight with Sora), so she found that she didn't really mind.

And except for Sephiroth, who was mildly upset over the fact that his wife had attempted to kill him yet again. Then again, she had failed, and it turned out that one of the doctors that had helped stem the excessive bleeding fancied him; so he found that he didn't mind at all.

So, really, the only person who was actually upset was Angina. And that was because she was very jealous of her husband because of the very attractive, dark-haired man that had taken to frequenting Sephiroth's bedroom.

Then again, a happy ending can't be a happy one for everyone.

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Authors Note: And thus, with a final flourish of the keys, I put the -completed- in front of the summary and say goodbye to this fic. I learned a lot of things from writing this fic, unfortunately the correct spelling of 'apartment' was not one of them... I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it (at the high points, of course). I'm sorry that some of the chapters took a while to come (like this one) but it's finished now, and you all (along with me) can breathe a sigh of relief!