Regional Science Fair (to the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar – which I do not own)

I wrote this at the Regional Science Fair, while waiting forever to have my project judged. The result of boredom.

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Effects of Tide

On the clothes you wear

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Impact of shampoo

On chem-dyed hair

Oh, tell me what your project is so I'll understand

Why does this experiment deserve to win grand

Why'd you come today, now let me see your foundation

ICP-MS for measuring silver filtration

Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong)

Don't you get me wrong (Don't you get me wrong)

I only wanna know

Brita, tap, bottled, Pur

Which leaches silver – now are you sure?

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Bacterium

In the fur of bears

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Life-span of stars

Inside solar glare….