This is the last chapter of the fic, though I do plan on writing more Closer fics. This chapter is about Larry, the biggest pervert in the world.

I won the prize.

She can’t sleep.

And I screwed Alice on the way.

A pretty common problem with depressants.

Alice was a child.

I’d make Anna happy, but she doesn’t want that.

Anna is a woman.

Dan could never make her happy, even if he tried.

Alice needed to be loved entirely, Anna only needs some.

She’s going to have my children, I can see it now.

I’ll admit, I still do fantasize about Alice.

We’ll have a house in the country.

She’s quite seductive on the poll.

Everything will be perfect.

But in really life, she’s a wounded pup.

I’ll finally get the life I always wanted.