|Pip, pokes, and Godsmack oh my !
Author: darthjag PM
Seras has dissapeared ! will Pip go crazy has Alucard got anything to do with it and where the hell are the rest of the characters.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 04-08-05 - Published: 04-04-05 - id: 2336307
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( I didn't really want to do another one but since the fans like I may as well this a sort of what the hell happened afterwards also the bleeding wall thing was a joke I stole out of the Amityville horror where the house makes it's walls bleed)
Pip sat their drowning his sorrows he felt a right fool and his team (the wild geese) were laughing at him also he had wondered where miss Integra had been all day and when he had asked Walter he was ignored .
And so pip sat there downing a bottle of vodka that had been conveniently hidden in the back of the fridge suddenly there was a click "who's there" he slurred one eye closed the other twitching rather violently.
There was another quiet click as someone entered the kitchen it was…… miss Integra but wait it couldn't be her miss Integra would never wear a black t-shirt with the arms ripped and the words Mettalica forever written on it with a short black mini-skirt and he hair in pony tail , he must have been hitting the booze to hard .
He store at the bottle for a second before putting it down and shaking his head to make sure that what he was seeing was real and not some drunken hallucination unfortunately while shaking his head pip's braid got caught in one of the mixers whisks. (of course pip didn't notice this as he was blind stinking drunk )
Integra walked into the kitchen and put one of the many bangles she was wearing at her concert on the kitchen side , she loved the concert it was brilliant , all the noise and the people and…. She sighed not noticing where she put the bangles , she turned and quietly crept out of the pitch black kitchen. (yes pip didn't put the lights on)
A noise that sounded somewhat like a click filled the air before something buzzed loudly and dragged pip backwards "DEAR GOD HELP ME IT'S GOT ME " screamed pip flailing his arms wildly around as he was dragged off the back of his chair and hit the floor rather hard .
The lights turned on as various members of the hellsing organization arrived or to be more exact Alucard Seras and Walter .
Walter was wearing a simple striped pyjama set whereas Seras was wearing short's and a tank top while Alucard was wearing blood red silk pyjamas and had a…….. teddy bear !.
"What the hell is going on in here" growled Alucard annoyed his sleep patterns were already buggered up he didn't need this blonde fool causing problems .
"It got me it got me" mewled pip his eyes half closed .
Walter leaned forward before saying "my god man you're drunk" .
"Nah ya think" said pip with as much coherent sarcasm and thought that he could muster through his alcohol filled brain .
"Come on let's get you to bed" said Walter as he lifted the French mercenary up and dragged him down the corridor the mixer trailing behind him .
"I LOVE YOU SERAS" screamed pip drunkenly before he and Walter turned a corner and his screams died down the only noise was the screech of the mixer as it was pulled along .
Seras looked at Alucard and Alucard looked at Seras before both of them looked at the half empty bottle of vodka .
And then in the darkness Alucards voice ran out and lo and behold he said "Can someone say drinking game" .
(and so I finish another quick ending hope yall liked it)