Notes: WHOA, I'M ACTUALLY UPDATING THIS! YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY PASSING OUT FROM SHOCK AND AMAZEMENT, AREN'T YOU? I'm so sorry I haven't updated this. I had other fanfics to update and school to suffer through and all sorts of other things to worry about.

Disclaimer: I own Tokyo Mew Mew and all it's characters :D -sees lawyers- Oh, fine! I don't own any aspect of TMM. Jeez. -rolls eyes-

"Welcome to the Café! WANT SOME COFFEE?" I shouted at a group of girls.

"Pudding, they're leaving," Ichigo said. The girls hurried out the door.

"Oh. Whatever," I said. I got up on my unicycle and started riding around on it.

"Pudding, quit fooling around! You need to be a hard worker like me!" Mint said. She was sitting at one of the tables, drinking tea.

"MINT, GET UP RIGHT NOW!" Ichigo shouted at Mint.

"After my tea."

"OK, THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN YOU PIDGEON!"

Ichigo tackled Mint and they started fighting. I watched with interest. I had a feeling Ichigo would be the winner, but Mint was putting up a pretty good fight. But then the fight was ruined when Masaya ran into the café and hugged Ichigo.

Suddenly, a large group of girls ran inside, stabbed Masaya repeatedly with sporks, and dragged his body away. Then Kish appeared and said, "Ichigo, let's go watch Masaya's execution!" He grabbed Ichigo's hand and they both disappeared.

Ryou, who was standing nearby, said after a few minutes. "Um... the café's now closed. Bye."

There was a stampede of girls running out of the café.

"And you girls can go home too." Ryou said to me and the other Mews.

We all went outside and discussed what we would do for the rest of the day.

"I'm gonna try to make friends with people," Lettuce said.

"I'm gonna model," Zakuro said.

"I'm gonna stalk Zakuro," Mint said.

"I'm gonna wander around aimlessly," I said.

We all split up. I decided to walk down a dark, desolate alley. Cause I'm that smart. Typically though, I was being followed. I could feel it. Then suddenly... SOMEONE POPPED OUT FROM BEHIND A RANDOM GARABE CAN! And that someone was... Tart.

"'MTWITCHINGFROMCANDYWITHDRAWAL!" Tart screamed at me.

I pulled a candy drop from my pocket. "You want this?"

"YESYESYESYESYES!"

"Well, you have to take me on a date first:D" I said.

Tart stared at me for a moment, then he shrieked, "FINEOKI'LLDOANYTHINGFORMORECANDYLET'SGONOW!"

Tart grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to a really fancy restaurant. I was about to tell him we needed money and I was broke at the moment but he pulled about a bajillion yen out of his pockets.

"I'." He said to a waitress. The waitress seated us immediately. We got the best table in the whole restaurant.

The waitress asked us, "What would you like to order?"

"FOOD." Tart said.

"What kind of food sir?"

"THEKINDTHAT'SEDIBLEOFCOURSE."

"Maybe we'll just get chicken or something," I suggested.

"CHICKEN'SFINEMAKEITFRIED." Tart said.

"Alright, I'll have it here as fast as possible so you can pay me, kay?" The waitress said.

She came back five minuets later with two buckets of chicken from KFC, Kyoto Fried Chicken. She placed them in front of us and said, "Fresh from some other girl's lunch break, uh, I mean, the oven!"

Tart devoured the whole bucket of chicken in one huge gulp. I decided to take my time. Tart however, didn't feel like waiting so he let me have one piece of chicken and he ate the rest of mine. Then he called the waitress over, stuffed all the money into her outstretched arms, and dragged me outside. "CANDYNOW?" He asked.

I gave him the candy drop. He stuffed it in his mouth and swallowed it.

"Thanks Pudding. Now I'm gonna plot the destruction of the Mew Mews. Bye!" Tart said. He then teleported away.

I felt sad for a moment, but I knew he'd be back. I actually gave him a cough drop.

I think the next character shall be... Lettuce. I'm sorry in advance if I don't update for another 5 months.