I don't get it…

By Liz

Wow, I don't think I have touched this story in about 2 years. What compelled me to write some more of this story, you ask? Well, I just read it. And I'm bored. In POS 110. Like usual.

Anyway, here's chapter 3. The long awaited (not really) exciting (yeah right) chapter of the story!

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"Really, I have no idea who you are." Yami said.

"Oh, but you will!" Yugi said. "You will remember everything!"

Bakura rolled his eyes. "He doesn't remember you, Yugi."

Yugi growled at Bakura. "He will! I just have to force all the information into him until he gets frustrated and finds someone else and then when that other person tries to kill him then I will be there to save him and then we will kiss and he'll remember everything and we will live happily ever after!"

Bakura raised an eyebrow. "How did you say that in one breath?"

"Yami," Yugi turned to Yami, grasping his hand through the bars. "I've loved you this whole time. We were meant to be! Don't you understand that?"

Yami jerked his hand away. "No. No, I don't understand that."

Just then a security guard walked in. "Yami, you're free to go. Tea didn't die."

"What?" Yami said. "I'm free! I'm free! I'm—" He saw Yugi looking at him with happy eyes. "Wait, can I just stay here?"

"No!" The guard said, forcefully removing Yami from the cell. "Go home."

"I don't have a home," Yami said. "I've been living on the streets. Keep me here!"

"I'll take him!" Yugi shouted. "He can live with me!"

"No…" Yami said. "No!"

"That's a great idea." The guard said. "Even though it's utterly ridiculous."

Yugi turned to Yami, beaming with delight. Yami shook his head.

Meanwhile across town, Seto Kaiba was at his desk at Kaiba Corp. typing idly on the computer.

"Even though this just sounds like I'm slapping my hands randomly on the keyboard, I'm actually getting some work done." He said to no one. "Now where did that Johanson file go?" And then the random typing continued.

"Ehm, Kaiba?"

Kaiba refused to look up from his computer. "What do you want?"

"Uhm…"

"Well?"

"You see…"

Kaiba looked up angrily, intent on yelling for no reason at the intruder to his office. He stopped once he saw who it was. "Joey?"

"Yeah," Joey said. "I wanted to see you so I came and bothered you during your business hours. I know you have a lot of work to do, but it seemed reasonable at the time."

"I see," Seto said. "Well, I have a lot to do, so can you leave?"

Joey's eyes welled up with unnecessary tears. "You don't want me?"

"That's not it, I just have lots of work to do and—"

"You don't love me!" Joey screamed. "I get it! You're cheating on me! Who is she?"

Seto sighed. "There's no one, Joey. I'm perfectly capable of sustaining a long term committed relationship. Close laptop. However, you have my attention now, so I think I won't be getting any work done."

"You wanted me to leave,"

"You came during my job. You said it yourself that I have work to do." Seto said. "But even though there isn't enough time in the day, my insanely rich and busy company can be put on hold so that I can have sex with you in my office."

"You mean it?" Joey said.

"Yes," Seto said. "No matter how much money my company will lose, I will have sex with you in my office."

So they went at it on Kaiba's desk, completely ignoring the shadowed figure in the corner…

Back across town, Yugi was walking with Yami back to his house.

"We can do all kinds of things, Yami!" Yugi said. "We can play cards, play video games, take a walk in the park, have sex, eat ice cream, dance in the rain…"

"What was that fourth thing?" Yami asked.

"Walk in the park?"

"No," Yami said. "After that."

"Eat ice cream?"

"Between those!"

"Have sex?" Yugi offered.

Yami sighed. "Look, kid. I have no idea who you are. Why would I want to have sex with you?"

"Because you have sex with many other people that you don't know?"

Yami opened his mouth to protest, then closed it.

"See," Yugi said. "Just have sex with me!"

"No,"

"Please?"

"No!" Yami stormed off ahead of Yugi.

Yugi stopped walking. "You will be mine, Yami!"

He still failed to notice the person stalking him in the bushes.

Back in the city jail, Bakura was sitting idly on his bed, staring at the cell bars. He had nothing to do, as he was now cellmateless. He kinda missed that drug addicted idiot.

"Pfft," Bakura said. "Why would I miss him at all?"

He stood up, walking over to the bars and sinking his head against them. A security guard walked by, whistling to himself, ignoring the bored stare that the white haired teen was giving him.

"Hey!" Bakura yelled. The security guard stopped whistling and turned to face him.

"Yes?"

"I'm hungry." Bakura said. "I'm also bored. I demand entertainment!"

The guard raised an eyebrow. "And I assume you want this entertainment from me."

"Yes. Yes, I want the entertainment from you."

The guard rolled his eyes, folding his hands across his chest. "You're kidding, right?"

"No," Bakura said. "I'm serious. This is my serious face. Don't you understand?"

The security guard walked away.

"Hey! Come back!"

Meanwhile at Domino University, Tea was sitting in her dorm room reading a book.

"Now, I should actually be in class, but since I do all that off screen, I have a lot of time to read my trashy romance novels." She said, moving herself over to her bed and laying on her stomach.

Suddenly, Mai came bursting into the room, throwing herself on Tea and making out with her.

"Oh Tea! I love you!" Mai said. "Make love to me!"

"Mai…" Tea said as she rolled over on her side. "I told you, we need to wait."

Mai kissed Tea's neck. "But I don't want to wait until we're married. I want you now."

"No, Mai." Tea said. "I could get pregnant. Or worse, my family might not approve! I'm just not ready."

"You won't get pregnant—"

"You don't know that!"

"We'll be careful," Mai reassured Tea. "I promise."

Tea stood up, turning her back to her girlfriend. "You don't understand, Mai. You're only concerned with yourself!" With that, she stormed out of the room, leaving a crying Mai behind.

Across town, Joey and Seto were lying on the floor of Seto's office, completely out of breath.

"This reminds me of the time when we were trapped at sea on our boat for three months," Joey said.

Seto looked over at him. "How does this remind you of that?"

"Because we never left the bed."

"Oh yeah," Seto said. "Good times."

Suddenly, the door flung open. "Setooo!" A female voice yelled.

"Oh fu—"

"AHHHHH!" The person screamed. "HOW COULD YOU, SETO KAIBA!"

"Who's that?" Joey asked. "Is she your girlfriend? Are you cheating on me! How could you!"

"Joey!" Seto said. "Wait!" He watched as Joey ran out of the room crying.

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Okay, I don't know why I wrote another chapter of this…but oh well. I hope it made you at least give out a chuckle. Lawl.