Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or any of her awesome team. Too bad for me. Just so you all know, this was a dream I had that I've just embellished a bit. It's not to be taken too seriously, because normally I like to stay right with the show. This is a step out of my box, so I hope you like it!

Monkey Fist laughed cruelly and swung the Lotus Blade high over Kim's head. Her eyes widened in fear and she crouched, preparing to leap out of the way. Just before her feet left the ground, Monkey Fist plunged the Blade forward, embedding it in her chest.

Ron screamed.

Kim fell forward onto her knees, blinded. She couldn't breath, and clawed fruitlessly at the sword protruding from her.

Ron rushed forward, terrified. He shoved Monkey Fist hard to the side and knelt before Kim.

The Lotus Blade. The weapon of the honorable warriors and the pure in heart. The heroes. No, this couldn't take Kim.

Ron stared at his choking friend, petrified. He had no idea what to do…his mind was blank. Unsure, he reached out and touched the Blade, cringing.

The instant his fingers met the sword, he and Kim were both bathed in an eerie blue light.

Remove the Lotus Blade and heal her.

Electricity surged into his body with an unknown intensity. He pulled, and the Lotus Blade came free, drenched in Kim's blood, yet still shining with the blue aura. Ron threw the Blade to his side.

Kim gasped and grabbed at her chest, as if her slim fingers could prevent her lifeblood from draining away. Ron noticed that his own hand was still glowing with the Blade. Its power was with him.

With one arm around her back, Ron spread his right hand and covered the wound on Kim's chest.

"Be healed."

His lips moved with the words, yet the voice was not his. It was deep and authorative, and it resonated through the room.

Seconds passed, and Kim's choking stopped. She stared into Ron's eyes as the pain in her chest vanished. She gasped for air, filling her healed lungs, and fell forward onto Ron, shaking. He let her lie still for a while, savoring the fact that she was alive, while trying to digest what happened.

He pulled her back up. "You okay?" he asked.

"Ron…what did you do?" she asked, disbelieving.

Ron shrugged and looked down at the Lotus Blade. There wasn't a trace of blood on it. "It's called the Lotus Blade. Only those exposed to Mystical Monkey Power can use it."

"Mystical Monkey Power?"

"Yeah, long story. But…it's supposed to be a sword used only by the pure in heart."

"Huh?"

"Like I said, long story. Think you can make it home?"

Kim nodded and they stood up. Monkey Fist was standing several yards away, staring at them, dumbfounded.

"No!" Monkey Fist shrieked. "The Lotus Blade shall be mine! Monkey ninjas!" The monkey ninjas darted forward and retrieved the Blade from the ground, returning it to their master.

"Not so fast!" Ron yelled. He stood up, holding his hand out. To Monkey Fist's surprise, the Lotus Blade flew from his fingers and soared across the room to the young man. Ron caught it deftly. As he did, his body once again glowed with the blue aura. Monkey Fist's eyes grew wide and he scowled.

"This isn't over, Ron Stoppable! I will have you, and I will be the Ultimate Monkey Master!" He turned and fell to all fours, galloping away.

Author's Note: Now that you've read one of the absolute worst things I've ever written, I'd really appreciate some constructive feedback. Let me know what I'm doing wrong and what's lacking! Thanks a ton!