Ninjagirl: Hey, wow! I have reviewers! Two newbies! And all because I haven't updated in so long…ah well…I shall thank reviewers at the end of the chapter! Now…Where'd I put my voodoo plushies? Mwahaha…I have plenty of them! Let's see, there's one of Ferret Boy, one of his dad, one of Voldie-Moldie…and my flamethrower, too! Hey, wait…where is my flamethrower? Damn it, YAMI! WHERE IS MY GODDAMN FLAMETHROWER?

YN: I have no idea.

Ninjagirl: You liar! Where the hell is my flamethrower? I want my flamethrower!

YN: (raises hands in mock surrender, revealing the flamethrower in her hand) I don't—Oops! (hides it away)

Ninjagirl: Gimme my flamethrower! And I mean now!

YN: Can't catch me! (runs off)

Ninjagirl: Ay…oh, well, I'll catch her later. Well, on with the story! And as a note, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Harry Potter—if I owned HP, I wouldn't have killed Sirius Black or Dumbledore and if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh! I would have added my character in as well. So there! And as a second note, this chapter is dedicated to potterphoenix, who will start as my BETA on this chapter. And take note: there might be OOCness! Now, on with the chapter!

Chapter 8: Dorms and the First Day of Classes

We got to a portrait of a very overweight lady dressed in a pink dress and who had her hair done up in a very tight bun (AN: Correct me if I'm wrong on the description.) and I stared at it, noticing it move.

"Wha…?" I said in surprise. "It moves!"

"What is the password?" the lady asked in a bored voice.

"Password?" I asked, confused. "What password? We need a password to get in?"

"Yeah," Ron replied, "but we don't know it yet…"

'Ryou' scowled. "We don't need a password! I'll send the baka portrait to the
Shadow Realm!"

"You'd better not," I said in a warning tone, "or else I'll get the Pharaoh to send you to the Shadow Realm."

Hermione, since she had been lagging behind, ran up at that point. "Hey guys…"

"Hermione!" Harry and Ron exclaimed.

"What's the password?" Ron asked her.

"Oh, uh…for once I don't know it."

Harry and Ron both gaped at her. "You don't know the password?"

Hermione chuckled. "Of course I do—I just wanted to see your reaction of what you would look like if I didn't."

I and a few others laughed before Tea—who had literally appeared out of nowhere—yelled out, "FFRRIIEENNDDSSHHIIPP!"

"Alright," I told Bakura, "if you want to send something to the Shadow Realm, send her."

Bakura grinned. "Away you go, you baka friendship witch!" he yelled happily before Tea vanished to the Shadow Realm again, making me grin evilly, getting an idea.

"Oh no," Seto groaned with a hidden smirk, "here we go again with her ideas," to which Mokuba and Yugi grinned as well—all three of them were well accustomed to what I could do if I was pissed off.

"Wait until Umbridge's class," I said with a smirk, "Umbridge and Ferret Boy will get their just desserts…"

"I can't wait to see that…" Harry said with a snigger.

"What's the password?" Ron said impatiently.

"It's mimbulous mimbletonia," Hermione said with impatience, which made the portrait swing open on unseen hinges and the whole gang went inside the common room.

I pulled out my laptop and started to surf the Internet after sitting on the couch next to the fireplace, Seto and Mokie sitting on either side of me and Yugi and the others sitting on the floor in front of me. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sitting across from us, chatting about God knows what.

"Why do you hate Malfoy so much?" Mokuba asked me curiously.

I shrugged. "I just have a bad feeling about him, that's all…"

"He needs a few lessons in manners, I'll say that much," Seto agreed with a nod.

"He needs lessons in more than that," Yugi put in. "More like etiquette in general."

"What're you looking at, anyway?" Seto asked me, leaning over to look at my laptop screen, to which I closed the lid.

"Sorry, but that I can't let you look at that," I retorted with a smirk, "that happens to be my own business…"

Seto raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean by that?"

I ignored him and turned to Harry and the others. "So how late can we stay up?"

"Usually 10:00 PM is the curfew," Hermione replied. "We can't stay out in the halls later than that."

"Hmm…okay, thanks," I said before turning back to my laptop, opening it back up and pulling up the Pearl Harbor plane game I had installed on it and starting to play it.

"Haha! I'm going to beat you, you stupid American planes!" I yelled a few minutes later, as I was now into the game, and I spotted the others giving me a strange look. "What? I can't help it if I like the game!" I looked back at my screen to see that I was getting shot from behind, and yelled, "GAH! Chitá! CHITÁ!"[1

"Watch the language," Yugi chided, "Mokuba's here."

"Oops…sorry…" I said sheepishly. "It kind of slipped out. But, ja ne! Stupid planes…oh well…"

"I wonder what classes we have tomorrow," Hermione put in suddenly. "Maybe Charms or Transfiguration…"

"Eh?" I said, puzzled. "What're those classes for?"

"Oh, I forgot, you guys are new…Transfiguration is a class that teaches us to turn things into other things, whish Professor McGonagall teaches, and Charms teaches us to do certain spells that we can use to levitate things and other things like that, which Professor Flitwick teaches," Hermione explained.

"And Defense Against the Dark Arts is exactly that—it teaches us spells that we can use to defend ourselves against Voldemort," Harry added, to which Ron flinched violently at the name and Harry ignored the reaction. "Umbridge teaches that one."

"Oooh," I said with a grin, "I hope we get that one tomorrow with the Slytherins…"

"Why is that?" Ron asked curiously.

"Because she has a surprise in it for Malfoy and Umbridge," Seto replied with a fake exasperated sigh, to which Yugi and I grinned.

"Does it involve sending them to the Shadow Realm?" Bakura asked with an evil grin.

"I'm not going to say," I said finally. "But I will tell you that their experience won't be a pleasant one."

"One of your infamous pranks, eh?" Mokuba asked with a grin.

"You could say that," I said evasively.

"Hmph…you and your video game obsession…at least I don't lose on that plane game like you do!" Seto said with a smirk.

"You get your ass kicked on GoldenEye so I'd shut up if I were you," I retorted with a grin. "Not to mention Super Smash Brothers!"

"Well, I can't help it! You're the master of that game!" Seto protested.

I gave a mock bow. "Why, thank you."

Yugi, Joey, and the others laughed.

"Well," Hermione put in, "shouldn't we all be getting to bed? It's getting late."

I frowned at her. "It's not late, it's only 8:00," I retorted, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, uh…sorry…"

I shrugged. "I'll go to bed anyway."

"!" the others said, doing anime falls, to which I grinned.

"Gotcha!" I yelled, bursting out laughing.

"See what I mean?" Seto pointed out as they got up. "She has a serious knack for pranking…"

"I can't help it if I'm random when I get bored and that I like pranks…"

"Which is almost all the time," Mokuba put in with a grin, "so you guys had better get used to it."

"Shouldn't we be getting to bed?" Yugi asked a few hours later. "It's rather late."

"He's right, it's eleven o'clock!" Hermione exclaimed.

The next morning, I was woken rather uncomfortably by a bucket of cold water poured all over me.

"GAAH!" I nearly screamed, bolting off of the bed. "What in the seven hells was that for?"

"Revenge for yesterday," I heard Hermione reply.

"That was innocent! I was only joking!"

"And the fact that you overslept," Ginny added quickly. "Well, not really, but…the look on your face was funny!"

"GRR! You two are going to pay!" I yelled, chasing them around the dorm room I shared with them.

"You might want to get dressed," Luna, who was our other roommate, pointed out in that dreamy voice of hers.

"Oh yeah!" I said in realization, stopping in the middle of the dorm room, "this is the first day we get classes, isn't it?"

Luna nodded. "Yes, it is."

"HAI!" [2 I yelled before racing into the bathroom to take a quick shower, getting dressed, and doing my hair, then heading downstairs and sitting down to look at something on my laptop while I waited on the others to arrive.

"Heh," I heard Seto's familiar deep voice say. "First one up as usual, hmm?"

I grinned up at him, closing my laptop. "Actually, I was woken…Ginny and Hermione dumped a bucket full of cold water all over me while I was sleeping."

"Oh, so the prankster got pranked?" Mokie asked with a devious grin. "That's a new one…"

"I didn't think they were that devious," Seto said with a smirk, sitting next to me.

"I'm more devious than that, you know," I pointed out with a grin. "Remember the last half-dozen times I got you?"

"How could I forget? I still have whipped cream inside my silver trenchcoat from that last one." He glared at me. "And that one happens to be my favorite."

I smirked. "You shouldn't have been wearing it, then."

Right then the others came down to meet us and I quickly made my laptop look like a book before putting it in my bag with my other books before we headed to the Great Hall for breakfast.

"Wow," I said once we sat down. "Check out all the food!"

"YAY! FOOD!" Joey yelled, grabbing a bunch of it from random plates and stuffing it in his mouth.

Seto rolled his eyes. "You're such a pig, Wheeler."

Joey growled but stayed put while I started getting food myself and started eating it.

"Hey! They have bacon here?" I asked, surprised, then grabbed several pieces. "Mmmm…bacon!"

"It's no wonder her screen name is Baconluvr," Yugi muttered under his breath.

We looked at our schedules and I saw instantly that we had double DADA with the Slytherins.

"Perfect…" I said with an evil grin. "I get to put the plan into action!"

"Oh no…" Hermione groaned. "You're going to get into trouble if you do that."

"No I won't," I replied, "I've pranked teachers back at home and they haven't ratted me out yet."

"Yeah, but this is different—you're sending not only the teacher but also one of the students to the Shadow Realm, of all places," Yugi pointed out.

"Well, the both of them deserve it! Umbridge is boring as hell and Malfoy needs to learn some common sense as well as the fact that he can't always mess with everyone," I retorted. "And did I ever mention the fact that he's a complete and total asshole?"

"Yeah, about a zillion times," Hermione put in, rolling her eyes.

"Good," I said with an evil grin, to which I swear everyone sweatdropped.

"Anyway," Seto said finally, "shouldn't we get to class?"

"Nah, let's finish eating first," I said, stuffing my mouth full of bacon, to which Ron stuffed his mouth full of some other food as if trying to rival me, as did Joey and Tristan.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Sometimes I don't get you people."

"Foo nebah dib," I retorted around my mouthful before swallowing, since we had to go to class.

We got to the DADA classroom later on and I spotted Malfoy with a scowl on his face, and I sat in a desk next to Seto at the back of the class, eyeing Umbridge carefully as she walked in just after the bell rang, Harry and Hermione sitting in the desk in front of us.

"Wands away please, and take out your books," she said in the same girly voice she had used for her speech, and I scowled at her before putting it away, noticing the Ring charm glowing slightly on my Millennium Bracelet as I did so and sneaking a look over at Bakura to see him looking like the Tomb Robber, which made me grin.

"Hey Harry," I muttered to the Boy Who Lived, "Try to get Umbridge pissed off. Then I can get Bakura to send her to the Shadow Realm."

"Okay," he muttered back before yelling out, "Hey, Toady! What's the deal with having to learn from some stupid book? That's not what Defense Against the Dark Arts is all about."

Several students snickered at the remark, but Umbridge looked haughty.

"Raise your hand if you would like to talk, Mr. Potter," she said in that sickeningly sweet girly voice.

"What, is this kindergarten? If it is, then we're in the wrong place," Harry called out to her. "This is supposed to be a wizarding school."

"Hand, Mr. Potter," she said again.

"Humph!" I heard him snort. "I'm not gonna act like I'm in kindergarten again, thank you."

"I said hand, Mr. Potter," she repeated once again, her voice growing cold.

"Oh, go eat flies, Toady," Harry retorted, to which several students laughed. "The one sitting on your head would be nice."

"Det-" she started to say when I yelled out "NOW!" and she was suddenly gone.

The students stared at where she had been when they all started cheering.

"Ding dong, the b- is gone! Which old b-? The toady b-!" I sang loudly, to which the rest of the class—minus Malfoy and his gang—joined in cheerily.

"Now…hey Ferret Boy! Want to join Umbridge?" Bakura called at the Slytherin, grinning evilly.

Malfoy's eyes widened and he looked very scared. "Uhh…no…"

"Send him anyway," I told the Tomb Robber. "He needs to be taught a lesson."

"If you say so," the evil yami replied before Malfoy also vanished.

"This is the best day of my life!" Harry exclaimed happily. "Now if only the Dursleys could go there…"

I grinned deviously. "That can be arranged…"

"You're probably in enough trouble as it is," Hermione chided me. "I bet Filch's probably mad."

"It's not the kind of magic you'd expect from here anyway," I retorted. "It's considered Shadow Magic."

"It's still magic."

I stuck my tongue out at her. "As far as you know…"

Professor Dumbledore walked in. "I received word that there was loud cheering coming from this room, and now I see that one of my teachers has disappeared as well as a student." He looked directly at me with a smile on his lips and a twinkle in his eyes. "Miss Motou, would you be so kind as to get them back in this room?"

I leaned back in my chair nonchalantly, resting my feet on the desk. "Unfortunately, I do not have the power to do so. You might want to ask the Tomb Robber over there."

The tinkle became a little brighter. "I am no fool, Miss Motou—I am well aware of what the bracelet you wear is capable of."

There was a flash and my yami took over. "I'm not so sure you are as aware as you think, old man," she told him smoothly with a smirk very much like Seto's.

"Interesting…but you still need to bring back my teacher and student."

Anèa rolled her eyes. "Let them stay for awhile in the Shadow Realm—maybe it'll teach them some manners for a change, Malfoy especially."

Several kids snickered—Anèa was actually facing off against the headmaster!

Dumbledore pulled out his wand and waved it, but nothing happened.

He tried again. Still nothing.

Anèa smirked again. "Try as hard as you like, you'll never get them back until I give the okay."

Hermione rolled her eyes and flicked her wand while muttering something, to which Tea, Umbridge, and Malfoy all appeared, with Umbridge looking horrified, Malfoy paler than ever, and Tea looking around nervously.

"FFRRIIEENNDDSSHHIIPP!" Tea yelled suddenly, to which Anèa snapped her fingers and Tea vanished once again to the Shadow Realm.

Ninjagirl: Yay! I have finally finished! Chapter Eight anyway…WHEE! Now, to thank my reviewers…

Setoglomper: Thanks for the constructive criticism…I'll try to work it in there… (grins evilly)

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Anyway…potterphoenix will be my BETA, as I said, and he already has to BETA the other one I put up on BlackNinjaphoenix…jeez, the both of us have a lot to do! Anyways…see you in the next chappie!