JUST A WEIRD LITTLE THING I WROTE 2

Author: Sailor Star Dust July.29.2003Revised: April 2005

Rating: PG-13

Contact: sailorstardust1 msn. com (Fanfiction. net has been weird with showing email addresses on my fics; so hopefully writing it out like this helps! ;)

Disclaimer: Sailor Moon and all its characters are copyright: Naoko

Takeuchi/Kondansha Ltd. Toei Animation, Co. Ltd. The English Version is:

1995 DIC productions, LP. (Now owned by Pioneer and Cloverway.)

Note: I love Mamo-chan as much as his next fan, but I just could not resist! Just so you know, it's a good idea to know of all SM seasons (original through Sailor Stars) as it mentions things from that...Enjoy!

SCENE 1: Mamo-chan: Once a dork, always a dork!

Sitting in his apartment one sunny day, Mamoru yawns.

"Oh, geez...I'm so bored...I guess I'll read a magazine or something..."

A random magazine falls out of the sky and into Mamoru's lap.

"That was...convenient!"

He opens up to a random page and begins reading an article...

"Hello friend! We here at Random page magazine always try to do our best to find really really screwed up disorders that only demented people such as yourself can get in the SM universe! If you have one or more of the following, you may be suffering from a rare disorder known as Chiba-Mamoru-is-a-stupid-dork..."

The man begins to sob.

"ANYTHING BUT THAT! WHY DO I TO HAVE SUFFER FROM SUCH A RARE THING! WHY ME!"

"Anyway, friend, here are the symptoms of the illness, more commonly known in its abbreviated medical term as LOSER. Do you have trouble remembering things?"

"Um...what was the name of this magazine again?"

"Just can't sleep at night due to recurring dreams slash nightmares? Trying to find out who you are, but when you rip of your mask, and take a good look in the mirror (hoping you'll later remember) you notice a gold glimmering of something...Therefore, you run like hell, in hopes of getting away, when you suddenly realize that you CAN'T leave the country via airplane in fear of being killed by a gold-suited woman! In the process of running away from these evil things, let's just hope that you DON'T run into any "girls" claiming that like you when we all know what this "girl" REALLY wants is your "Dream Mirror"!

These types of screwed up people include, but are not limited to:

Effeminate men after your...ZOI!..."Rainbow Crystals",

AliANN girls that fall in love with you,

Temperamental Shrine Maidens that can toast your ass because you "dumped" her,2 evil "Queens" that have the hots for you,

Your "best friend" from childhood who wishes to bring you a "present",

Your CURRENT "best friend" who FLIRTED with your girlfriend,

And last but not least,

A cute but annoying whiny teenage blonde who drives you to the point where you don't know if you love her, hate her, or...want to kill her.

What advice do we have for you, friend?

NONE WHAT SO EVER! This was just a pointless thing for you to realize just how pathetic, dorky, and baka you really are! HA-HA-HA! Good day to you sir!"

Mamoru frowns.

"But, I-"

The Magazine promptly dents.

"I SAID "GOOD DAY"!"

Mamoru sniffles.

"!'

Exiting the scene, he runs away like effeminately.

Usagi is sitting at the same desk Star Dust was sitting in the last fic.

"Konnichiwa, minna! Wasn't it fun seeing all that bad stuff happening to Mamoru-san-I mean, Mamo-chan? We still have lots more fun for you, so stay tuned-"

Mamoru runs towards Usagi from the last scene. "USAGI! USA-KO!"

Usagi: "Hi Mamo-chan! Uh...what's wrong?"

Mamoru towers over her as he sobs into her shoulder.

"They were...sniff... being...sniff... REALLY REALLY MEAN TO ME!

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Usagi pats his head and sighs.

"It's okay, Mamo-chan...Now, who's my big boy?"

(Mamoru's STILL crying!)

"I...sniff...am."

"Come on! Who's my big boy?"

"I am! I'm your big boy!"

Usagi ruffles his hair.

"That's right! You're such a good boy!

Mamoru giggles insanely like a pre-teen schoolgirl.

Usagi continues: "So if those nasty fanfiction writers tease you, you just tease them right back! Okay, honey?"

Mamoru nods happily.

"Okay!"

He merrily skips away.

Usagi sighs, shaking her head.

"That boy of mine..."

A muffled voice is suddenly heard, yelling.

Blinking the blonde snaps to attention.

"Huh?"

She turns around to see a tied up Sailor Star Dust, with masking tape over her mouth, attempting to free herself through her muffled swears.

Usagi dents.

"Hey, behave yourself! Do you WANT to be put into the basement with Naru-chan's mother! Or even better yet, maybe the remains of the Dark Kingdom with the still frozen Jadeite?"

Sailor Star Dust: "..."

The author looks at the floor.

Usagi smirks triumphantly.

"Good. I thought not. It's your own fault anyway. You try to make my Mamo-chan all for yourself, you pay the price."

SCENE 2: Jacket haters rejoice! The end of an era.

Usagi looks around nervously.

"Mamo-chan's not around, is he...?"

Silence.

Usagi smiles evilly.

"Good. Now I can do something I always wanted to do for the longest time...And even better yet, he'll NEVER find out I preformed such a sinful act! MWAHAHAHA!"

Just then, Mamoru's hideous green jacket falls from the sky.

Usagi grabs it and grins even more.

"Oh, Rei-chan?"

Super Sailor Mars walks towards the blonde.

"What is it, Usagi?"

Usagi grins wickedly.

"You know what to do..."

Mars nods as she puts her hands together...

"FIRE...SOUL!"

Usagi throws the jacket into the air as it starts burning due to Rei's attack.

The two are surprised as it turns into fireworks.

Usagi wipes some tears from her eyes.

"It's the...sniff most beautiful-"

Mars can only nod as she sobs out of happiness.

"I JUST WISH MAMORU-SAN WERE HERE TO ENJOY THIS!"

Mamoru, all smiles, walks up to the pair.

"Hey guys! Whatcha doing?"

Sailor Mars grins. "Oh nothing..."

Usagi giggles evilly.

"Just watching some fireworks."

The pair bursts out into a peal of insane evil laughter.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mamoru continues to smile like a moron.

"Yeah...fireworks are pretty..."

The man thinks for a moment and sighs.

"Hey, have either of you seen my jacket?"

Rei starts to wink at Usagi.

"Oh, I think it's around..."

Usagi nods in response.

Rei's still winking.

Mamoru sweatdrops at Rei's weirdness. "Um...do you have something in your eye, Rei-chan? And why are you transformed?"

Usagi dents, annoyed.

"STOP DOING THAT, BAKA!"

She slaps Rei upside the head.

Mamoru sniffs the air.

"Hey! Something's burning!"

The sad remains of the hideous jacket are now on the ground.

Mamoru's eyes bug out.

"MY JACKET!"

He runs towards it like a manic as it starts to rain.

Mamoru holds the remains to his chest.

"Why...? WHY!"

He looks up towards the sudden night sky and shakes a fist in anger.

Mamoru tears run down his cheeks.

"DAMN IT ALL! WHY!"

Just then, a thunderbolt appears from the sky and strikes Mamoru down.

A few minutes later, Mako-chan walks into the scene and looks at Mamoru's still sizzling body.

Super Sailor Jupiter blushes.

"Oops. I thought he was a youma or something..."

Usagi giggles nervously.

"Um..."

Silence...

Mars sweatdrops.

"Oh, gee, look at the time! I have to go..."

Jupiter smiles nervously.

"Yeah...I have to bake the dog and walk the cake..."

Usagi nods in agreement.

"Silly me! I totally forgot about my hair appointment tonight..."

All of a sudden, Mars, Jupiter and Usagi make a mad dash in opposite directions and quickly leave the scene.

The End for now!

Revised notes: Well, I hope you guys liked the 2nd fanfic of this! The 3rd one'll be coming soon! Just so you know, part of it is going to be a crossover. (Hint: the anime series it's crossing over with is a comedy and a certain Voice actress from Sailormoon stars in it...) If you have any funny ideas you'd like to see, drop me a line! Positive feedback is appreciated, while flames will be ignored.

Until then, take care!

Sailor Star Dust