After Skwerels review I only just realised I hadn't posted this up! I'm so sorry guys! And I thought I couldn't get any dumber. Thanks for all your wonderful reviews. If any of you are wondering about my Alexia story don't worry, I haven't forgotten that one.

"Daniel…" Anyone who missed the warning in Jack's tone had to be deaf… or dead. Daniel flinched and stood up quietly thinking that any sudden movements and Jack would pounce.

"Sir, you can't blame him for being curious-"

"Carter…" Again you had to deaf or dead.

"So I'll just be going-"

"Daniel…"

"Jack, if keep saying our names like that we might just think you have lost the ability to talk properly," Daniel was met with another hard stare. "I won't tell anyone," he said feebly.

"Oh no…you wont," Jack said menacingly.

"What are you…Jack, what are you doing?" Daniel said cowering against the wall as Jack approached him; he wasn't actually going to hurt him, was he?

"Don't worry Daniel," Jack said taking Daniel by the collar of his shirt and pulling him towards the floor. "I trust you," he said it almost sweetly. An evil grin twitched at the corners of his friend's mouth. "I know you won't tell,"

"Oh…well, that's nice to know," Daniel said nervously.

"Because you're going to join us,"

"J-join you?" Daniel squeaked. He was wrong; Jack wasn't going to hurt him. He was going to make him do something much, much worse.

"Carter if you'll do the honours," Jack said.

"Certainly sir," She grinned taking Daniel's hand. "If you'll stand here, Daniel,"

By now Daniel was getting increasingly on edge with the situation. He can't dance! They had to be joking! He'd kill someone!

"Jack! Jack!" he said letting go of Sam and turning towards his friend. "I recognise I was wrong to come and look for you and I sincerely hope you take my apology. I beg you to consider the unending guilt I'll feel for invading your privacy an acceptable punishment,"

"Now, now, Daniel," Jack said wagging a finger "Don't chicken out now,"

An idea sprung in the back of Daniel's mind but… no, it'll never work….or will it?

"Jack!"

"What?"

"Look pie!" Daniel said pointing over Jack's shoulder.

"Where?" Jack spun around only to hear the sound of Daniel's receding footsteps rush through the gym door. He turned around again to meet Sam's amused face. "I can't believe I fell for that," he sighed.

"Do you think he suspected?" she asked him quietly.

Jack approached her slowly and put his arms around her shoulders "He's clueless,"

He leaned in and kissed her fully on the lips.