I don't own YGO nor do I own any songs here.

The Music Man: YGO style

Chapter One: The tryouts

Kaiba walked into the choir room and began to concentrate on his audition piece.

It was this:

"Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck, llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick baked potato llama llama mushroom llama llama llama duck i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but i told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on a llama llama's llama tastes of llama llama llama duck half a llama twice a llama not a llama farmer llama llama in a car alarm a llama llama duck is that how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob ankle cold! now my song is getting thin i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck!"

Yugi heard the Kaiba singing. He raised an eyebrow.

"Do you really think they'll let you be Harold Hill with the Llama Song!"

Kaiba shrugged. "Bug off, will ya?"

Yugi began practicing his song. Banana Phone

"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone

I've got this feeling
so appealing
for us to get together and sing - SING!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding
Donana phone

It grows in bunches
I've got my hunches
Its the best
beats the rest
cellular modular
interactivodular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping
Ponana phone

Its no baloney
It aint a phony
My cellular
Bananular phone!

As Yugi stopped singing, Kaiba looked at him quizzically.

"Um…and you're going to get in with that song?"

Yugi shrugged. "Yeah…"

Later On…The Results…

Conductor: Bakura R.

Charlie Cowell: Joey Wheeler

Harold Hill: Seto Kaiba

Marion Paroo: Téa Gardner

Mrs. Paroo: Anna Larson

Zaneeta Shinn: Lizzie Ethel

Winthrop: Mokuba Kaiba

Amaryllis: Rebecca Hawkins

LATER ON…AT PLAY PRACTICE…LIKE, A FEW WEEKS AGO LATER ON…

Téa walked onto this stage, holding her script. She turned to Kaiba, and said, "You've given me something."

Kaiba responded, "But, I don't recall-"

Téa shushed Kaiba and walked to the stage, singing this:

"There were bells, on the hills, but I never heard them ringing,

No, I never heard them at all,

Till there was you….

There were birds, on the hill,

But I never saw them winging,

No, I never saw them at all,

Till there was you!"

"CUT!" Yelled the director, who just happened to be David Bowie.

The other cast members were trying to wipe tears away. They glared at David Bowie.

"What the fuck!" they yelled angrily. "THAT WAS BEAUTIFULLY GOOD!"

"It was flat!" the jealous David Bowie insisted.

Kaiba sighed in love at Téa.

Love was something that did not come to Seto Kaiba easily. But when it did come, it was like a light inside him that filled his heart and soul.

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