One day Joey and Yugi were walking down the street when all of the sudden their cards began glowing. Joey's Flame Swordsman popped out, as well as Yugi's Dark Magician!

"HOLY CRAP!" Joey shouted.

The purple magician opened his eyes and looked dreamily into the fiery swordsman's eyes. The "Flaming" Swordsman looked the same way at the Dark Magician.

"It's been awhile…sexy!" The Flame Swordsman said.

Joey and Yugi looked in confusion at each other. "You two know each other?"

The two monsters ignored their question.

The Dark Magician grinned devilishly. "Why has it been so long?"

"I don't know why. Ask the pharaoh," responded the swordsman.

"Hey! The pharaoh is my master."

"Okay! Okay! Then ask Joey!"

"I don't wanna."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Eh, screw it."

"You light my fire, baby!" The fiery gay swordsman said sexily. And randomly.

"I'll be slowly backing away now," Yugi said quietly.

Joey nodded and backed away as well.

That was when Téa showed up!

"Hiya guys!" She exclaimed happily. "Whatcha doin'?" Then she saw the monsters. "Oh, brother."

Yugi scowled. "You knew about this?"

Téa shook her head. "No! I swear!"

The monsters looked at each other.

"Shall we?" the Flame Swordsman questioned.

"We shall."

And they disappeared.

Where did they go? You'll have to read more to find out!