Title: Under the Influence

Chapter: A Strange Suggestion

Current Rating: T (PG-13)

Notes: Um... these are drabbles I guess (shrug) ...Before I say anything else, I have to say this: Roy and Ed slash is so much fun! And the title basically just means that Ed and Roy are gay under the influence of fanfics! w00t!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Ed or Roy.

Ed entered Roy's office, feeling a little bit dizzy. He had a cold a couple of days ago but it's effects still lingered. Ed hated Roy for calling him to his office for some stupid meeting.

Roy stood up behind his desk and said, "Welcome Fullmetel!"

"What the hell do you want?" Ed asked

Roy took something out from under his desk that looked like a weird flat suitcase. Roy opened the top of it and beckoned Ed forward. Ed went to Roy's desk to see what inside the odd case when he noticed that it was similar to a typewriter. There were letters on buttons on the bottom half, but the top was glowing.

"This is a laptop," Roy said, "I found it in my room this morning, along with this note."

He handed Ed a note that read:

Dearest Roy... and Ed!

This thing here is a laptop. A special one too. It'll show you lots of lovely FMA slash fics automatically until you learn to use it. You'll get use to this laptop quickly, I promise. Have fun!

The Author

"FMA... slash fics?" Ed muttered

"Basically... gay stories... about us." Roy said. "And, well, slash fics with us seem to be popular so... you wanna try it out?"

"You mean... be... gay?" Ed inquired

"Yea. Just to see what's so great about it."

"Well... alright..."

I'll try to update tomorrow If I can (which will most likely mean I won't)

I might have to change the rating to M later... i'm such a perv (buries face in hands)