Chapter: Photographs

Notes: Meh. I tried to update a bit earlier but I didn't know what to write about. And I'm updating now because it's my brother's birthday today (he's 11) and I'm anti-social. :D; So yeah. I'm hiding from the party. XD

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Ed found Al sitting on the curb. He was wearing a top hat and an ill-fitting coat. Ed rapped his knuckles on Al's shoulder, and Al jumped up.

"Oh, Niisan!" Al said. "How did you recognize me?"

"Because you are the least inconspicuous being in existence," Ed told him. The two began walking towards HQ. "Anyway, Winry told me you had a change of heart?"

"Oh, yes! Ignoring the pedophilic aspect of the relationship, I decided that you and Roy are cute together!"

"Oh, alright."

They were soon at HQ. They went inside and went inside Roy's office to find Winry and the Colonel having an argument.

"Oh, come on!" Winry was saying. "What harm will it do?"

"No means no!" Roy shouted angrily at her. "I will not!" He then saw Ed. "Hello there, Fullmetal." Ed approached Roy and asked, "What's up?"

Al instantly slammed the door shut and locked it. He pulled a camera out of his armor. "Good job, Al," Winry said. The two turned on Ed and Roy.

"Wha-what are you going to do?" Ed asked, backing away.

Winry and Al only grinned.

Winry and Al left Roy's office with satisfied smirks on their faces. Havoc called over to them, "What's with those looks?" Winry held up a few photos and said, "Just some pictures we took." She tossed one at Havoc. "You can keep it." The two left.

Havoc looked at the photo and had a laughing fit. Fuery, who was walking by, asked, "What's that?" He looked at the photo and coughed awkwardly.

"Well," he said, "this is certainly strange."

"But you've gotta admit," Havoc said, "those two look damn sexy in dresses."

What am I smoking?

Uh, anyway, I made up the ending on a strange whim. So don't ask about it. XD

I'm gonna go bludgeon myself now for writing this crap chapter of crack-induced horror. :D

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