Greetings everyone! Not all of you may remember me, but thats ok. (You probibly dont remember me, last time I updated any of my work, was 2 years ago) but since Im returning, I guess Ill start with this new fiction. Hope you all enjoy! For the record, I may do som efirst person POV's on occasion.

Disclaimer: I dont own Invader Zim, Zim merchandise, props or characters. I do, however, own 'Invader Zerg' and an infinate supply of Pepsi, and cherry soda!

Chapter title: It begins - The conspiracy

Location: Planet Convencia

The tallests are seen hoovering above a platform in the center of a meeting room, and are surrounded by the masses of invaders invited to this special meeting. A special assignment was being given to a powerful, and most likely tallinvader, as far as anyone knew. Everyone was on the edge of thier seats, dispite the fact that thier was none to sit in. The traditional lazers begin fireing down, illuminating the stadium as a solumn looking figure walks out of a narrow hallway, smoke following in the figures path. Once the mysterious invader is on stage a floating screen activates showing a better view of this invader, hidden under a black cloak. It stands at the height of 6'4, at least, so it is almost as tall as the tallests thierselves. Tallest purple is the first to speak as the lazers die down and the smoke clears. Soonafter the first figure comes onto the platform, two SIR units follow and stand at thier masters sides. One SIR unit colored black where most SIR units are red, and its head seems to have been coustomised to have a reptillian appearance. The second SIR unit is a normal looking one, exept, it has long claws jutting out of its hands and is has horn-shaped antennie on the sides of its head.

"Invader Zerg."

And with only the mention of that name, the audience roars in applause. Purple pauses for a minute to wait untill the applause dies down. The invader on stage lowers its cloaks hood, revieling the femenant face of the female invader, and claws on her right hand that appear to have torn threw her gloves. Her piericing gold eyes lock on to Purple, showing a severe lack of positive emotion and patience for boring conversations.

"You may be wondering why we called you here today"
"Make this quick, alright"
"Fine... We know that you are among our top invaders, and that you are as well, a part-time assassin and warrior"
"... continue"
"So we need you to go out to a slightly desolite planet, known as Earth. There you will undoubtibly find your target, Invader Zim. You will appear to be working for him, but instead you shall destroy him slowly but significantly, so he hasnt an idea as to what is going on."

The audience falls silent for a moment, some Irkens talk quietly among thierselves. A few other invaders applaud, expecially those who were on Irk when Zim atacked the place by mistake many years ago.

"something you'll need to look out for, however, is the planets most abundant resourse, water. It has been discovered the substance is practically poison... It burns our skin..."

Zerg sighs, obviously bored with the details, or perhapse with the mission she had been delt. Blending in with her enemies and dealing slow torment was never her strong suit. She prefers a fast, clean, victory in most all cases.

"How much will I be paid, and when I destroy Zim, will I have the right to conquire the world he was trying to conquire himself"
"You can name your price, and do with the world what you will."

A fiendish grin spreads across the Invaders face, revieling a strikingly sharp and terrifying set of fangs, something most invaders dont ever have. Suddenly a burst of purple light consumes the invaderess' body and she vanishes, probibly threw some means of telleportation. The invader audience breaks into a renewed roar of applause. Red looks at purple, slightly annoyed. Purple looks confused as to why.

"Idiot, dont you know how much that invaders services cost"
"No. But something tells me I'm about to find out"
"A lot. And dont you- Ah forget it."

Meanwhile...

Location: Earth - Smelly human suburbia - Membrain family home - dibs room

Dib had been watching monotors all day, barely moving more than twice to get a snack or got to the restroom. His eyes seem to be locked onto an image of Zim's base, where not much at all seem sto be going on.

"Any minute now, he'll do something ... not... normal... and I'll catch it on film! I just know it!"

The boy dubbed insane said to himself. He had said this same line many times today, dispite the fact he is always wrong. The clock ticks behind him, eventually sounding rythemic in the boys ears. He had begun to fall into a tired daze as he rested his abnormally large head in his arms. His strange, pointy jet-black hair hangs limply in his face as he stares. Its been three years since Zim has made it to Earth and yet he still cant proove the alien-boy exists. Mysterious mysteries thinks he is crazy, his class-mates believe he is insane, his teacher, who still is Mrs. Bitters, dispises him, and his sister doesnt listen to him, and his dad is too smart to believe in Aliens. He has begun to wonder what the point of trying is.

Suddenly on the monotor, the large purple door that seems to have been ripped from a men's bathroom slams open, and GIR, the insestantly loud and insane robot runs out without his dog disguise, screaming something about chocolatte chilly beans and soy sauce. Dib snapps back into a state of awareness as this happens. Soonafter, Zim runs out of the house with his disquise on, and picks GIR up by the back of the neck. After a quick scolding, Zim draggs the little child-minded robot back into the house. In excitement, Dib checks his monotor to see if that was recorded, and gawks in irritance and disbelief. Zim himself seems to have changed since he first arrived to earth, and not just in his height. He doesnt even seem to care about taking over the planet anymore, but that hasnt seemes to dawn on Dib yet.

"I dont believe it... I RAN OUT OF FILM!" "YOUR VOICE IS STUPID!"

Dib glances at the door to his room after hearing his scary, Gothic sister Gaz yell at him from another part of the house, with one of her now trademarked lines. Dib sighs sadly and looks back at his monotor, soonafter shutting it off.

"Next time... I should remember to have extra blank tapes..."

He leaves the sanctity of his room to go to the kitchen, where he just happens to see Gaz herself, meerly eating some pizza and playing her GameSlave 3. She has recently started wearing spiked wristbands and a black spiked collar on her neck, making her look more gothic than ever. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Dib glances over at his creepy sister and scratches the back of his head as he tried to remember where the extra tapes were.

"Um... Gaz"
"Im only four levels away from beating this game... You know what will happen if you disturb me..."

Dib ignores Gaz's warning and continues the 'conversation'.

"Do you know where I left the spare tapes"
"Go... Away"
"Forg- ack!"

Dib was cut short as Gaz put her game on pause and attempted to sock him in the gut for bothering her too long. Dib managed to dodge her punch and run out of the kitchen and into the front room just in time.

"Man, I also have to remember not to mess with her on mondays... heh."

With a sigh Dib flopped onto the couch, head first, and put the TV on. Mysterious mysteries was not going to be on for an hour, so he just had to wait for it to be on, and sit threw the scary monkey show. Its been like four years since it first aired, and its still on! ah well, cant be much longer untill its cancelation. Before he knew it, Dib had fallen asleap stareing at the monkey. What is expected is to have a dream about apes, but strangely, his nightmare is about nothing of the sort.

Dib was trapped in a dark wormhole, being transported to another world, but just as he was about to be spat into the new world, he sees two indevidual orbs of gold ahead of him, and four long silver blades twice the size of the space vessil he was in shoots out of the side of the hole, and sends him back onto the earth. But it wasnt the same as he left it... Flames rise off the ground in turrets and lava spews across the ground out of large towers that seem to be made of a metal not from an alien planet, incapible of melting. At the center of the city he found himself in, a large tower could be seen, black in coloration with transparent yellow windows, and blades seem to be raising out of every floor. At the top of the tower, an irken invader could be seen, but it was so far away, he couldnt tell wether it was Zim in the future or the Zim he knows now. Dib wakes up in a cold sweat, just to look at the TV set and see the ending cretits to mysterious mysteries.

Hope you all enjoyed that, its been a while since a made a story, and yeah, I know I stink at cliffhangers, but whatever.

Shade