Jossverse Drabbles Challenge: News Report

by Red Wolf

"What?" Dawn looked up in response to a derisive snort from the depths of the broadsheet on the other side of the dining table.

"Remember the night we were coming back from the Holdwurth case and saw the Thai lanterns being released for that wedding?"

How could she forget? Dawn had been covered in what she hoped was demon blood and not some other bodily fluid. The light show had made her night.

"Says here that people reported it as an alien invasion. A Fresgist war party under their noses and they're looking for flying saucers. People really are stupid."