Keanu Underground

A Constantine song-parody, based on Tom Waits' "Underground" (It's in the new movie Robots, if you haven't heard it – although not on the soundtrack! Aaaa!)

Disclaimer: I don't own the original song Underground.

Rattle soot black lungs

In no-smoking zones

There's a weird red glow

Down below

There's a demon-home

In this place I roam

There's a hell going on

Underground!

They're all dead, but awake

While the rest of the world's terrified

I'll stop the demon-hordes

Meanwhile looking towards

All the acting awards

I won't get!

My cigars hang down

Smoking in my mouth

As the audience hopes

I'll finally die

And they won't look back

As I make my last wisecrack

Cuz it's hell sitting here

Watching this!