|Disney: The HARRY POTTER WAY!
Author: KellyClarkstonGirl PM
Cancelled loss of intrestRated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 05-14-05 - Published: 04-27-05 - Status: Complete - id: 2369851
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This is going to be a remake of Mulan with Harry Potter characters! WHOOT WHOOT!
Disclaimer: I don't own HARRY POTTER or MULAN
"GINNY!" Hermione screamed to her young best friend, "I need help! Can you give me a makeover when we get to Hogsmeade?"
"Well, sure Hermione, but why?"
"I… well… I need to… impress Harry."
"What? I can't understand you."
"I need to impress Harry"
Hermione slapped her hand over her friend's mouth to stop her from screaming.
"Shh! Yes. I really, REALLY want him to ask me to the dance, but I want to make sure he will."
"Okay. I personally don't think you need one, but if you insist."
"This is what you give me to work with,
Well honey, I've seen worse.
We're going to turn this sows ear
Into a silk purse."
"Why is she singing?" thought Hermione as Ginny washed her hair in that little tub thing at the hairdressers.
"We'll have you washed and dried
Primped and polished till you glow with pride
Trust my recipie for instant bride
You'll bring honor to us all."
"Oops! I meant girlfriend!" Ginny explained as she started styling her friends hair.
"Wait and see when we're through
Boys will gladly go to war for you
With good fortune
And a great hairdo
You'll bring honor to us all
Girls can bring honor to themselves
Only in one way
By striking a good match
And this could be the day!
Men want girls with good taste
Calm, obedient, who work fast paced
With good breeding and a tiny waist
You'll bring honor to us all!"
"Who is us?"
"No one. When I'm through, you can't fail
Like a lotus blossom soft and pale
No sane man could ever say
You'll bring honor to us all! There, your ready. No, one more thing. An apple for serenity, a pendant for balance… beads of jade for beauty
You must proudly show it
Now add a charm
Just for luck
And even you can't blow it"
Now Hermione took over the singing.
Hear my plea
Help me not to make a fool of me
And to not uproot our friendship tree
And keep Harry standing tall"
"Scarier than the undertaker
I'm playing 'Miones's matchmaker
Guard this girl
And her future as it fast unfurls
She's a perfect porclean doll
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us
Please bring honor to us all!"
"Well, how do I look?"
She spun around, and she looked amazing. Her hair was now only to the middle of her neck, but so curly that it looked like it was only to her jawbone. She wore a tighter, more form fitting robe, with JUST enough makeup to notice.
"Hermione, you're ready."
Well, how was that? I will add on if I get ONE REVIEW.