Perfect by Nature

A beautiful girl with ebony tresses and emerald green eyes was looking out her window. Her beautiful, but not-as-beautiful-as-her sister, Zelda, was down below with Link, one that most people knew better as the "Hero of Time". Her pale skin reflected the moonlight onto the window sill. Her name was Maralina Suella Harkinian, but most of the people knew her better as "Mary Sue".

While this was going on, Zelda and Link were looking at the window sill.

"Shall we kill her now or have another fandom deal with it?" Zelda whispered to the blond next to her.

"Have another fandom deal with it; I'm getting sick and tired of these bloody sues coming into the fandom and making me the Hero of Time, fall in LOVE with them. They think they're holier-than-thou... or rather, they think they're perfect by nature. They're wrong. They think their shit don't stink, if you pardon my French."

Zelda teleported the sue into another fandom.

"What fandom do you think gets the most sues?"

Link thought.

"Beats me. You sent her to a random fandom, didn't you?"

Zelda nodded.

It's called "Just What We All Need".

What's my favorite fandom next to Zelda?

There's the fandom.

... Oh, and the title just fits, okay? It begged to be named after a 'sue parody.